Two things surprised me about your post above:
That quadriplegic midget porn exists.
That you know about it.
Sounds a lot more exciting than it really is. A long time ago, when the internet was invented, my boyfriend, and my best friend roomed with another one of my best friends. This one guy had a girlfriend that was annoyingly prude. She had a key to the house and would come do her homework (college) on Lee's pc, before he would come home from work. My boyfriend and my other buddy set it up to the grossest thing they could imagine- quadriplegic midget porn, and invited me over for an afternoon happy hour. We just sat in the living room and waited. Sure enough, she shows up, he shows up, they get on the pc, and blammo! Never saw what they had loaded on the pc, but the reactions, they were priceless!