I went out for 3 hours looking for any sign of dissension. I couldn't find anything anywhere.
DUmmies can't do anything right. 
Yup this is no an easy job the AP have, I wonder what the pay is. Got to be in 5 different places with 5 different agendas every day, have to remember what the agenda is to coordinate all riots for each complaint. Have to insure the riots do not cross into each other, keep the Gay liberation away from the Christian folks. Muslims away from the Catholic Latinos.
Some how all must be whipped into anger against some others but make sure they are all in different parts of town. Who is paying these people to do this remarkable job, anything less then $250,000 a year is chump change.