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Offline GCBill

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Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:04:09 AM »
Nothing specific today, just an observation:

If a DUmmie had a clogged toilet and a broken window, they would rather burn the house down and demand society give them another than grab a plunger, a piece of glass, and a small tub of window glazing.

Self-important self-righteous lazy asses who want Nanny Sam to feed them and clothe them and shelter them and wipe their wittle bottoms!  :argh:

Sorry - I just had to get that out there!
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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 08:06:37 AM »
Oh my yes.

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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 08:17:07 AM »
Well if they do embark on a home improvement project, it's a ticking time bomb born of incompetence.  Someone had a bathroom project thread the other day, and it had impending doom written all over it.  I will hand it to one (and only one) DUmmy, Hasin Bin Sober.  He seems to know what he's doing in this arena.  He gives overwhelmingly detailed instructions to the DUmmies, though, and I know their eyes glaze over before absorbing it. 
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 08:21:50 AM »
This is no lie. There was a large family here that lived in a house that only had an outhouse. That wasn't that rare back in the 50's. In the winter time they had used the 2 rooms upstairs as a toilet. In the spring they moved out complaining that the house smelled bad. The owner wound up burning the house rather than trying to clean it. They had ripped the bottom out of a chair and had been using it like a comode, moving it around when the pile got to high.

...AND NO IT WASN'T "THOSE" PEOPLE ...these damn people were white or as we say in the south "po' white trash".
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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 11:17:30 AM »
Well, this post starts out with a false premise.

If a DUmp democrat has a broken window, he calls the landlord.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 11:24:14 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2012, 11:17:30 AM
Well, this post starts out with a false premise.

If a DUmp democrat has a broken window, he calls the landlord.

If you had ever been around some government housing, you'd also know who broke the window and plugged the toilet.
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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 12:55:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2012, 11:17:30 AM
Well, this post starts out with a false premise.

If a DUmp democrat has a broken window, he calls the landlord.

More often yells for mom and dad.
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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 03:06:43 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 01, 2012, 08:21:50 AM
This is no lie. There was a large family here that lived in a house that only had an outhouse. That wasn't that rare back in the 50's. In the winter time they had used the 2 rooms upstairs as a toilet. In the spring they moved out complaining that the house smelled bad. The owner wound up burning the house rather than trying to clean it. They had ripped the bottom out of a chair and had been using it like a comode, moving it around when the pile got to high.

...AND NO IT WASN'T "THOSE" PEOPLE ...these damn people were white or as we say in the south "po' white trash".

Ya sure it was a house and not a trailer? As in Trailer Trash?
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Re: Home Improvement, DUmmie style
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2012, 03:57:18 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 01, 2012, 03:06:43 PM
Ya sure it was a house and not a trailer? As in Trailer Trash?

It was a house. A large old house that had been built during a time when "bathrooms" weren't included in country houses.
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