Has nadin surpassed Beth?

[ChuckJ]

Beth has been known for several years on this site as poor, stupid Beth and the stupidest person on the net.  While I have never really paid much attention to Beth, based on what I have noticed I'm beginning to wonder if, when graded on the curve, nadin has surpassed Beth. Let me attempt to explain.

Beth does indeed post some stupid, stupid stuff; however, I think Beth knows, at least to some degree, that she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. In my opinion, while there is a large gap between what she THINKS she knows and what she actually does know, the gap isn't so large that it could contain an entire city. Nadin, on the other hand, professes to know absolutely everything. She professes to have done everything (see her resume in the DUmping Grounds). It's to the point that I think she really does believe that the Dos Equis commercials, the Batman movies, and the old TV series Emergency and McGuyver are all loosely based on her life. When you look at the gap between what she THINKS she knows and what she actually does know it is large enough to swallow an entire solar system.

I think that, when graded on the curve, an argument could be made that nadin has surpassed Beth.

[SarasotaRepub]

Well she's damn lucky the DUmp didn't finally TS her for knocking MooShell last night...

[EagleKeeper]

104,428 posts and still capable of running off the slobbering horde.

That, my friends, is art.

How do you make so many posts in one thread, offend so many DUmbasses, and then totally bail?

And, do you think that she thinks she will get away with it?

I bet she does think so, and I bet she will...I mean come on, this is nadin she is in her element.

This she will survive.

[GOBUCKS]

I think Beth knows, at least to some degree, that she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Well, now, as Newt would say, that statement is fundamentally flawed.

Poor, stupid Beth doesn't just believe herself to be a sharp knife, she believes everyone else to be wooden spatulas.

You cannot be the stupidest person on all the internets if your self perception is accurate.

Once, on one of those threads where DUmmies discuss how much they appreciate the DUmp, poor, stupid Beth said she loved her fellow DUmpmonkeys because they had "validated me as a writer and a thinker".

'Nuff said.

[ChuckJ]

Well, now, as Newt would say, that statement is fundamentally flawed.

Poor, stupid Beth doesn't just believe herself to be a sharp knife, she believes everyone else to be wooden spatulas.

You cannot be the stupidest person on all the internets if your self perception is accurate.

Once, on one of those threads where DUmmies discuss how much they appreciate the DUmp, poor, stupid Beth said she loved her fellow DUmpmonkeys because they had "validated me as a writer and a thinker".

'Nuff said.

Well, to be honest, the DUmpmonkeys could validate a rock as a writer and a thinker.

[franksolich]

I think that, when graded on the curve, an argument could be made that nadin has surpassed Beth.

I'm of course prejudiced about the matter, because I know poor stupid Beth like a sister, and have been her most steadfast friend here in the DUmpster.

nadin, the relationship's not nearly so close and intimate.

[GOBUCKS]

I'm of course prejudiced about the matter, because I know poor stupid Beth like a sister, and have been her most steadfast friend here in the DUmpster.

And I know that poor, stupid Beth has great respect and deep affection for coach.

[franksolich]

And I know that poor, stupid Beth has great respect and deep affection for coach.

But ever since the Scamdal wound down, she's played hard to catch.

I'd hoped to indulge in some of this cross-board discourse, like that I occasionally enjoy with Pedro Picasso the "Atman" primitive, and the sparkling old dude, but alas she demurely looks aside.

[GOBUCKS]

But ever since the Scamdal wound down, she's played hard to catch.

I'd hoped to indulge in some of this cross-board discourse, like that I occasionally enjoy with Pedro Picasso the "Atman" primitive, and the sparkling old dude, but alas she demurely looks aside.

That's not a demure look.

That's a catatonic stare.

[DumbAss Tanker]

The difference is that Beth's natural stupidity springs forth on its own, while Nadin's is derivative and topical.  I have to give the prize to poor stupid Beth on this one.

[ChuckJ]

You guys may be right; however, I'm still on the fence. If a bookie came to me wanting me to place a bet on which one of the two takes the stupid crown I'd be scared to do so.

[Kyle Ricky]

I am thinking that Nadin is in a close running for most stupid person on the net. I don't know who this Beth is? So I can't comment on her.

As for Nadin still being on the board. I wouldn't be surprised if she is Skimmers **** slave. She probably polishes his nob on a daily bases. God, I just threw up in my mouth over the thought of seeing her naked. Yuk!

[Airwolf]

Beth maybe the stupidest person online but Nadinobrains is the worlds most stupid person.

[GOBUCKS]

Beth maybe the stupidest person online but Nadinobrains is the worlds most stupid person.

Well, no. Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Ebonics) long ago claimed the title of the stupidest person in the Western Hemisphere.

That distinction was wrapped up when she was touring the space center and asked if they would have the Mars Rover visit and photograph the flag planted by Neil Armstrong.

The "world's stupidest person" championship was never awarded because somewhere in the billions of people in the steaming, swarming, squirming masses of Africa and Asia, there may be someone we don't know about who is dumber than poor, stupid Beth, or even Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee.

Unlikely, but possible. So it seems a little presumptuous to award that title.

[Kyle Ricky]

I would say that the middle eastern jihadist fall into the most stupid people in the world category also. For someone to actually think they will get 72 virgins for blowing themselves up has to be pretty stupid.

So to say that Nadin is the most stupid person in the world would mean that she is more stupid than someone who thinks the year is 1433.

[ChuckJ]

Well, no. Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Ebonics) long ago claimed the title of the stupidest person in the Western Hemisphere.

That distinction was wrapped up when she was touring the space center and asked if they would have the Mars Rover visit and photograph the flag planted by Neil Armstrong.

The "world's stupidest person" championship was never awarded because somewhere in the billions of people in the steaming, swarming, squirming masses of Africa and Asia, there may be someone we don't know about who is dumber than poor, stupid Beth, or even Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee.

Unlikely, but possible. So it seems a little presumptuous to award that title.

I had forgotten about her. That was indeed a display of world-class stupid, but any contest of world-class stupidity would also need to include the congressman from Georgia that was worried about Guam (I think it was) tipping over because of too many people.