Hell, they are so paranoid they think about everyone is a mole/troll anymore. It will get worse the closer to the election.
All part of the VRWC plot to infiltrate, disorganize, and discombobulate los DUmpmonkiez.
If that's the case (which it obviously is), for purposes of transparency I need to swear on the Head of St. John the Baptist that:
(a) the sparkling old dude is
not franksolich's mole.
(b) the mineral oil primitive is
not franksolich's mole.
(c) Lucinda is
not franksolich's mole.
(d) Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, is
not franksolich's mole.
(e) grouchy old Don, the "NNNH0LI" or whatever the Hell it is, primitive, is
not franksolich's mole.
(f) &c., &c., &c., are
not franksolich's mole.
On the Head of St. John the Baptist, I swear that.
I probably gave the MIRT primitives too much information there--allowing them to detect franksolich's mole by process of elimination--but I don't want the DUmpster to lose some of its best inventory.