poll: which primitive do you miss the most?

[franksolich]

It's a lazy summer evening, and as not much is happening on Skins's island, I decided to take a poll.

Which now-departed primitive does one miss the most?

Actually my real choice is the Greatest Primitive Ever, Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, but as he'd probably get only one vote, I didn't list him.

I always felt badly about Chief S itting Bull, as my mole on Skins's island was making tentative steps to establishing an association with him, when he unexpectedly expired last December.  I was too slow and too late.

[GOBUCKS]

There has never been a DUmpmonkey who was even remotely as talented as TiT.

Nutcase nadin is a great Top DUmmy, but her fantasies are as embarrassing as they are obnoxious.

She's a physical and mental freak, and sometimes that makes you a little uncomfortable.

TiT was pure, intelligent, distilled hate.

His lying was inspired and his writing style was impeccable.

[Duke Nukum]

Sorry for your loss.

I voted for Fat Che who kept the salacious quotient up on The Island and had some of the best, laugh-out-loud plans for protesting.

[franksolich]

There has never been a DUmpmonkey who was even remotely as talented as TiT.

Nutcase nadin is a great Top DUmmy, but her fantasies are as embarrassing as they are obnoxious.

She's a physical and mental freak, and sometimes that makes you a little uncomfortable.

TiT was pure, intelligent, distilled hate.

His lying was inspired and his writing style was impeccable.

I always had sort of a bias against him, because of his bug-eye.

Such things are surgically correctable, and for a guy who hung around with the rich and famous, surely one of them could've got him into a Hollywood opthamologist or something.

You recall of course that TomInTib was a bosom buddy--until he tried to borrow money from him--of Chief S itting Bull; they hitch-hiked through the Great American Southwest circa forty years ago.

[SarasotaRepub]

TomInTib for sure dude!!!

The stories were so full of bullshit even the DUmmies stopped believing him. Kinda like Nadin...

[USA4ME]

I miss Tom Paine.  Anyone who could write a 100 word post with 25 of those words being "Bushevick",... well, you just had to sit up and take notice.

Mopaul sitting in the corner and drooling on himself for 3 days after Bush won his 2nd term has to also be considered.

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[franksolich]

Mopaul sitting in the corner and drooling on himself for 3 days after Bush won his 2nd term has to also be considered.

One wonders whatever happened to the MoPaul, later the Phalluscraping, primitive.

I suspect his wife finally had him locked up permanently, where he belonged.

[Ogre]

One wonders whatever happened to the MoPaul, later the Phalluscraping, primitive.

I suspect his wife finally had him locked up permanently, where he belonged.

I miss him as well when I lurked at CU.  He supposedly lived just up the road in KC.

I thought I might have sighted him once.  A friend and I went to the Hereford House for dinner and then hit a local street/jazz festival.

While at the festival this guy, overweight and scruffy looking pulls up in a beat up car plastered with lib/dem bumper stickers.

He proceeds to get out and starts unloading camera equipment, I guess to take photos of the festival.

Never saw him after that and when we were done drinking and enjoying the music his vehicle was gone.

I always thought it might be him, but now that I think back it could have been Nad's in disguise.

[BadCat]

How about that idiot, Sniffa and the "polyamorous" threesome?

They caused more DU tombstones, fights and hate than any DUmmy group I can remember.

[SarasotaRepub]

Let's not forget bobolink!!!

[Duke Nukum]

Let's not forget bobolink!!!

I forgot all about bobolink! Probably because I'm an American and incapable of seeing the poor who live in Buicks and post from iPhones.

[Doubleplusungood]

Sorry for your loss.

I voted for Fat Che who kept the salacious quotient up on The Island and had some of the best, laugh-out-loud plans for protesting.

Same here.

[Skul]

Bobo the hobo, the brown Buick babe.
That one would turn any discussion into her own homeless plight.

[GOBUCKS]

Let's not forget bobolink!!!

It was "bobbolink", with a double "b", though of course it was meant to be bobolink, like the bird.

She shared a distinction with DUmmy hippywife of having misspelled her own username when registering at the DUmp.

I think she died in the Buick last summer during a manmade global warming heat wave.

The windows on the Buick were permanently up, the crank handles having fallen off sometime in the early 90s.

Her decomposition products gradually dribbled through the rusted Buick floorboards, to be absorbed into the cracked asphalt of an abandoned Colorado strip mall parking lot.

No one cared, and no one really misses her at all. Many, like the plagiarist Pitt, are glad she's gone.

[Duke Nukum]

It was "bobbolink", with a double "b", though of course it was meant to be bobolink, like the bird.

She shared a distinction with DUmmy hippywife of having misspelled her own username when registering at the DUmp.

I think she died in the Buick last summer during a manmade global warming heat wave.

The windows on the Buick were permanently up, the crank handles having fallen off sometime in the early 90s.

Her decomposition products gradually dribbled through the rusted Buick floorboards, to be absorbed into the cracked asphalt of an abandoned Colorado strip mall parking lot.

No one cared, and no one really misses her at all. Many, like the plagiarist Pitt, are glad she's gone.

Ah, the circle of life.

[IassaFTots]

I don't go to DU often, heck, I don't even read the Dumpster, unless a topic line grabs me, but I do miss a few. 

1.  Tangerine LaBamba.  I am happy to have had the opportunity to be around when she visited, she had class.

2.  Xultar.  Oh my Lord!  Fwaso for being!  I stumbled upon that on one of few dives and have never laughed so hard!

[chitownchica]

TiT and Bobbolink.  Tit was before my time here, but I had a great time reading posts ya'll commented on.  The lengths the Dummies would go to kiss Bobbolink's ass really cracked me up.

[mamacags]

Operation mind crime and TiT.

[GOBUCKS]

I don't go to DU often, heck, I don't even read the Dumpster, unless a topic line grabs me, but I do miss a few. 

1.  Tangerine LaBamba.  I am happy to have had the opportunity to be around when she visited, she had class.

2.  Xultar.  Oh my Lord!  Fwaso for being!  I stumbled upon that on one of few dives and have never laughed so hard!

Yeah, Tangerine LaBamba had class. Here's what she said about a monument to all the innocent Americans who burned to death on 9-11:

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-19-09 04:56 PM
Response to Reply #15
38. We must honor our dead,
and I cannot think of anything more fitting than a Brazilian BBQ buffet.

Maybe they could open one at that site? I mean, tourists who want to come to see where a plane crash - where there is nothing - would be getting hungry, what with taking all those pictures of nothing and reading the brochures that say nothing, and, most of all, taking the guided tour of nothing.

A barbecue in memory of those who suffered agonizing deaths by fire at the hands of muzzie terrorists. Classy.

Then there was her reaction to the death of Barbara Olsen, wife of President Bush's Solicitor General Ted Olsen, on the 9-11 plane that was flown into the Pentagon:

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-28-08 12:02 AM
Response to Reply #11
14. When I found out she was on the plane that hit the Pentagon, I thought that it wasn't a total loss.

No, seriously. I really did.

Really, really classy. She wrote with the grammar and sentence structure and vocabulary of an educated person. That was the limit of her class.

Beyond that, she was as contemptible a piece of human waste as has ever existed.

 

[whiffleball]

Without a doubt, TiT.  Nads can't come close to the pure entertainment value of TittyBoy.  I never paid much attention to the others listed, except for BBs old moniker of Moonbeam Starlight.

[AprilRazz]

Xultar, the expert in all things African American and distilled.

[67 Rover]

I chose other.  Diseased American was always a good for a laugh.

[Skul]

Another that was always a hoot, was that Asher Hindlicker kid.
He always got himself banned within a day, for soliciting campaign funds for some race in Wisconsin.
He did that several times.
His post and the few following comments were always good for a laugh.

[Texacon]

Operation mind crime and TiT.

OMC.  TiT, I couldn't stand to see his posts.

KC

[IassaFTots]

Yeah, Tangerine LaBamba had class. Here's what she said about a monument to all the innocent Americans who burned to death on 9-11:

A barbecue in memory of those who suffered agonizing deaths by fire at the hands of muzzie terrorists. Classy.

Then there was her reaction to the death of Barbara Olsen, wife of President Bush's Solicitor General Ted Olsen, on the 9-11 plane that was flown into the Pentagon:
 

Really, really classy. She wrote with the grammar and sentence structure and vocabulary of an educated person. That was the limit of her class.
Beyond that, she was as contemptible a piece of human waste as has ever existed.

 

You are 100% right.  Comparatively speaking, to all the other "primitives" she had class.  Perhaps I should have been more clear.  I was merely speaking about her visits here, and her "presentation."  I should have been more clear in my statement.