BTW as someone who has been around several fresh corpses all I can say is that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read!
The loss of muscle control in a fresh body causes them to evacuate every bodily substance that they used to be able to hold in until they get to a toilet.
The religion of peace is looking for a slogan to promote their farewell to the departed sex.
What about taking the song afternoon delight, and tweaking it a bit to "Afterlife Delight" ?
Starland Vocal BandGonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afterlife delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afterlife delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afterlife delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the coffin goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Repeat chorus.
source:
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/afternoondelightlyrics.html