...written by a woman.
"Practical"? A Mini? What can you do with it besides move yourself and your purse from A to B? You can't carry passengers-- well you can, but they'd better be small. Even the middle-sized ones will go Lord of the Flies on you if you don't have a good backhand.
My minivan is "practical". I'd rather have a truck, except that I do sometimes haul bodies -- small- to middle-sized squirmy ones (otherwise the truck would still be the best choice). Right now it's acting as a truck, with the center seats out and the rear bench folded into the floor, so I can return my cousin's lawnmower later today.
VW Eos, sporting the most expensive feature none of the women in my life would ever use, a ragtop. "OMG, my HAIR!!" Yep, mine too and it still takes me <2 minutes to go from bed-head to "Sunday-go-to-meetin'".