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The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« on: April 21, 2012, 05:58:25 PM »
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The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity
By: Mike Haring,  Dwayne Hoover | April 21, 2012 | Cracked.com

As the threat of global warming and other environmental catastrophes grow more and more apparent, science is looking ever more desperately for things to turn into electricity that don't involve murdering everything horribly as a side effect. And trust us when we say nothing is off the table as far as options go. Not even ...

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#5. Dead Bunnies Paging Ptarmigan.  Ptarmigan, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

If you thought that alternative energy was a bunch of tree-hugging-hippie crap, then tell that to the Swedish. The land of chocolate and meatballs has a novel interpretation of the concept of green energy that has environmentalists shifting uncomfortably in their hemp pants -- killing fluffy bunnies for power.

There, invasive species like rabbits are hunted down like the vermin they are, then the corpses are "crushed, ground and then pumped into a boiler where it is burned together with wood chips, peat or other waste to produce heat." And it's not just rabbits. Reindeer, horses, the odd unicorn ... nothing is too magical to be "rendered" and burned to keep the Wi-Fi on at the Swedish Starbucks.

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Sounded like the Ptarmigan reich's version of Auschwitz or something.
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 07:48:40 AM »
We all know there's an unlimited number of "WHATS" in a DUmmie....but how many "watts" are in a DUmmie if you burn them?
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 10:58:12 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 22, 2012, 07:48:40 AM
We all know there's an unlimited number of "WHATS" in a DUmmie....but how many "watts" are in a DUmmie if you burn them?

Zero.  And you have to fill out the environmental impact statement due to the toxins they have ingested over the years.
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 02:17:33 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 21, 2012, 05:58:25 PM
Sounded like the Ptarmigan reich's version of Auschwitz or something.

Are you implying bunny hating is equivalent to Nazism? Bunnies kill ptarmigans and will kill humans. Bunnies fuel God's wrath. The filthy sodomite damned beasts they are.
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 03:07:54 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 22, 2012, 02:17:33 PM
Are you implying bunny hating is equivalent to Nazism? Bunnies kill ptarmigans and will kill humans. Bunnies fuel God's wrath. The filthy sodomite damned beasts they are.

One step over the line sweet Jesus, one step over the line.

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Then those that die and are incinerated into ash will become a sin to waste a body and not use it some way for the living.---------Did I wake up to a true life Dune Book series here ????

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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2012, 03:14:00 PM »
So now vesta is buying into the lib overpopulation myth.
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 07:34:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 22, 2012, 03:14:00 PM
So now vesta is buying into the lib overpopulation myth.

There is no reasoning with her.
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 06:56:19 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 22, 2012, 03:14:00 PM
So now vesta is buying into the lib overpopulation myth.

I also think that the planet is overpopulated by libs. O-)
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Re: The 6 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity...
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 01:22:07 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2012, 06:56:19 AM
I also think that the planet is overpopulated by libs. O-)
Okay, now we're getting somewhere !
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