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Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« on: May 13, 2008, 08:24:21 AM »
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
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She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 08:28:21 AM »
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
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If You Want To See My Cleavage PM Me
She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 08:30:37 AM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:28:21 AM

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.

She has a face?  :-)
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM »
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 08:40:11 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 08:43:43 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

It's like having Summer Teeth.  :-)

..and that fug's cleavage doesn't do anything for me.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 08:53:07 AM »
I've seen better heads on month old beer!
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 09:13:01 AM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:40:11 AM
Quote from: BEG on May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:
It actually stands for "Everythings good!...but her face!" :-)
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 10:51:38 AM »
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 01:51:33 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:40:11 AM
Quote from: BEG on May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:

LOL
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2008, 08:00:37 AM »
Jenny Craig maybe?
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2008, 08:04:06 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on May 13, 2008, 10:51:38 AM
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)

They might not be so bad if she'd wear a bra. Or is that just another way for 'the MAN' to oppress her?  :whatever:
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 08:38:08 AM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 14, 2008, 08:04:06 AM
Quote from: DixieBelle on May 13, 2008, 10:51:38 AM
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)

They might not be so bad if she'd wear a bra. Or is that just another way for 'the MAN' to oppress her?  :whatever:
LOL! Probably.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 12:49:44 PM »


Ick.  Thank God she lost her camera.  Too bad she didn't lose it before she snapped that pic she posted in the thread.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 01:00:37 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:28:21 AM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 13, 2008, 08:24:21 AM
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
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If You Want To See My Cleavage PM Me
She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.

butter face? She looks like large vat of the churned stuff.....
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 04:13:28 PM »
The sunglasses were a weird touch, but my own thoughts went to why didn't she DO SOMETHING with her hair?
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2008, 04:36:19 PM »
I guess being married to The Straight Story funds are a little tight right now for hair what with him having to pay fines and all.  Maybe he could sell her boob shots ?  He doesn't have a problem dropping her off at the local bar all alone so it's not a question of morals.

He has got to be the whiniest man at the DUmp.  Okay Redstone takes first place, The Straight Story is second. 
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 08:32:55 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on May 15, 2008, 04:36:19 PM
I guess being married to The Straight Story funds are a little tight right now for hair what with him having to pay fines and all.  Maybe he could sell her boob shots ?  He doesn't have a problem dropping her off at the local bar all alone so it's not a question of morals.

He has got to be the whiniest man at the DUmp.  Okay Redstone takes first place, The Straight Story is second. 

Ouch!  :-)


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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2008, 08:35:21 PM »
that's not cleavage...that's the 'why do women spread their tits apart' thing I mentioned in another thread.  :-) If you want cleavage...well, never mind.  :lmao:
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2008, 08:39:57 PM »
OMG, here's the capper at the end of the thread:

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-14-08 12:04 AM
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19. She would but she is bed ridden tonight
 Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix

But damn, last night was a blast

 
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 08:42:26 PM »
Quote from: stickyboot on May 15, 2008, 08:39:57 PM
OMG, here's the capper at the end of the thread:

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-14-08 12:04 AM
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19. She would but she is bed ridden tonight
 Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix

But damn, last night was a blast

 


OMG!! WTH is wrong with these people. I wonder if we supplement their income with disability too so that Mrs. SS can recover from her benders that aggrevate her chronic medical condition?
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2008, 11:05:15 PM »
The answer to your question is probably yes.

Another prime example ? The ex Mrs. Sniffa.
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Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 05:46:50 AM »
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Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix
Jesus! Please tell me these two don't have kids!
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