"May I sit here until a white person gets on board?"
"Things sure looks different from these seats."
"Hey, Moochelle, look at me. I'm riding the short bus."
"Where is everybody? ....under the bus?"
"Smells good up here."
"Hey, look, that woman has her dress pulled up and she's ..............."
"Damn that FORD cracker, this things going in my presidential library."
"Now I want to be a bus driver when I grow up."