SS agent, "Mr. President."
Obama, "Yeah."
SS agent, "We have a problem."
Obama, "What is it now?"
SS agent, "It's Moochelle."
Obama, "What about her?"
SSagent, "Well sir, she's ...uh....well she's showing her ass again."
Obama, "Oh shiite, is it that time of the month again already?"
SS agent, "Yes Sir, it appears that it is. Shall we cancel your vacation."
Obama, "Oh hell no! I haven't had a vacation in over a week. ....I tell you what. Just put her in the dog box and strap her ass to the top of AF#1."
SS agent, "With pleasure sir."