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Offline franksolich

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nobody knows the Bostonian Drunkard
« on: May 13, 2008, 05:25:02 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1268033

Another Fitzmas thread, from two years ago.

The Bostonian Drunkard, having embarrassed and humiliated the whole of Skins's island, left for a while.

But he used a pal, the kaput primitive, to post things for him.

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kpete  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:17 PM
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Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me: By William Rivers Pitt   Updated at 12:15 AM
   
(Kpete to Will Pitt - posting for you today, hoping you come back soon...)

Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me
By William Rivers Pitt
t r u t h o u t | Perspective

Tuesday 23 May 2006

You thought you was the cool fool,
Never could do no wrong.
You had everything sewn up tight.
How come you lay awake all night long?
Just one thing I ask of you,
Just one thing for me.
Please forget you knew my name,
My darling Sugaree.

Shake it, shake it Sugaree,
Just don't tell 'em you know me ...

- Robert Hunter

You have to wonder how many congressfolk are wandering the springtime byways of Washington, DC with that old song running through their minds. Probably not too many, in truth; the Grateful Dead don't appear to have gained much of a purchase with officeholders on the Hill, particularly on the Republican side of things. If they did manage to hear it somewhere, in a bar or flowing from the radio of the car next to them at a stoplight, you can bet more than a few would stop cold and cock an ear.

Just don't tell 'em you know me. Damned right.

much more at:

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/052306R.shtml

franksolich checked; no, there wasn't "much more" at the link, much less an apology from the Bostonian Drunkard to the masses, for his having been such an assinine ass.

It's a big bonfire, sample comments:

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liberalnurse  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:28 PM
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1. I adore Will Pitt.....
   
I feel honored to know him. He has a pure heart.

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Mr.Green93  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:34 PM
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3. He is Pure
   
For sure.

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hippiechick  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:45 PM
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6. Wow, I want some of what you're smoking ...
   
I know Pitt too - have for a few years - and let's just say it's not something I gush about.

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liberalnurse  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:57 PM
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8. Then I sense you may be a bit on the delusional side
   
when you say you have known him for years.....Maybe you have knowledge of Will Pitt or something on the acquaintance level....but not actually "know him", call him a friend.....and return the kindness as friends always do.

Maybe I got the wrong message from your post? Feel free to clarify for me.

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KoKo01  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 08:07 PM
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10. As a "Liberal Nurse" I assume you must have very "intimate knowledge" so, indeed, I must go with what you say.

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Maddy McCall  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 08:44 PM
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36. Better shut up or she'll taser you.

The bonfire's pretty much like the above, the primitives alternating between adulating the Bostonian Drunkard, and accurately appraising the Bostonian Drunkard.

It's well worth reading in its entirety; lots and lots of primitives we're familiar with, on both sides.

The liberalnurse primitive, who works for a jail and uses language that longshoremen haven't even invented, is fondly remembered for some of her antics during Doug's ex-wife's really stupid prank three years ago.

Like the time the guy with both his legs amputated, living in a wheelchair on $530 per month, stood up in indignation upon learning that his donation of $250 had not gone for what it was supposed to have gone.

The liberalnurse primitive ripped into the crippled guy really bad, every other word being an obscenity.

The liberalnurse primitive hasn't been around Skins's island much the past couple of years, but next to the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, she's probably the meanest, hardest, crudest piece of excresence there.

Just really hard and coarse and mean.  The liberalnurse primitive is married; one suspects her husband uses condoms made of cast-iron when they bounce around in the sack, so he won't hurt himself.
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Re: nobody knows the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 04:37:19 PM »
Mr.Green93  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 07:34 PM
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3. He is Pure
   
For sure.
Hey! I was he.

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Re: nobody knows the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »
"Success has a thousand fathers but failure is an orphan."

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Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: nobody knows the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 12:50:27 PM »
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Maddy McCall  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 08:44 PM
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36. Better shut up or she'll taser you.

 :-)

Maddy was practically clairvoyant.    :lmao:
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Re: nobody knows the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 12:56:41 PM »
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Maddy McCall  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 08:44 PM
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36. Better shut up or she'll taser you.

 :-)

Maddy was practically clairvoyant.    :lmao:

Yeah, the Maddy McCall primitive was great, while this was all going on, the Bostonian Drunkard lying to the primitives.

In fact, I have the Maddy McCall primitive ranked somewhere above first-tier primitivedom, and just below non-primitivism.  I haven't made up my mind yet.
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