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Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« on: April 17, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »
...or sumthin'.


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Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

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Apr 11, 2012 12:40 PM


Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that mother****er. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman's disgusting brown vagina hadn't ruined everything! The dude can't even bring himself look at her. He can't look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife's dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash ("Freshness + Fairness"). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, "Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET'S BONE."

Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being ****ing insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn't bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't have enough racism in it.

So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here's a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:

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http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002573312

Sorry. Maybe it's just the Beavis and Butthead in me but I couldn't stop laughing at this new end-of-the-world outrage from the Feminazis of DU. Personally, I don't care what color they are.  :rofl:

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3. Trying to come to terms with "hairy" and "floppy."

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In there?

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4. It's pretty awful on that score, but it goes waaay beyond self-hatred

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this is society and corporate culture imposing self-hatred on women.

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5. This has been posted at least three times before. At least two posters were sensitive enough....

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to have re-titled the thread to avoid the disgusting misogynistic hateful connotation and to simply discuss the issue, sans the sensational hateful aspects.

This is an ugly story that deserves discussion, but it hardly needs to be reposted repeatedly under such a derogatory title. Shame.

An "ugly story". I can see that applying to DU womyn.  :rotf:

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6. I have no problem with the title and I didn't realize it had been posted before.

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and guess what? That is the title of the article. Don't like it? Your delicate sensibilities deeply offended (seeming far, far more offended by the title than what the article says)? Then go Jezebel and complain.

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7. There's a natural difference between the feral vagina

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and the domesticated vagina.

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18. When they offer products that make the penis look less like a fungus growing on a tree

I'll find this crap somewhat less sexist.

OMG! Stop it!  :rotf:  This stuff just writes itself.

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27. Ooh, something else to feel insulted by! Who cares?!

So what if someone wants to bleach their pubes white? If someone wants to have a green mohawk down there, why would anyone have a problem with that?

Fashion police strike again! Fashion police are the most shallow people in the world.

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28. Fashion choices? Is this what you think the indignation is about?


NO, it's about using shame to sell crap to women. Worse yet, perpetuating female body shame, and sexist double standards of false beauty.

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29. "Fashion police are the most shallow people in the world. "

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uh huh, right.

don't you think the shallow ones are those who won't accept the natural color of woman's vulva?

and you better read again, 'cuz they ain't talking about the pubes.

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40. It's Stuff Like This That Makes One Look At The Planet Mars And Say...

How bad could it be to live there?

Oh, the huge manatee! Millions of sisters worldwide bleaching their pudendums over this Indian commercial! Cats and dogs living together! Can we survive?

Here's the offending ad, BTW:

[youtube=425,350]9Tx9vVVMWw0[/youtube]



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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 11:18:39 AM »
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Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 11:24:03 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:18:39 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?

I'll bet they could make an episode of "Man Vs. Wild" about it.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 11:24:48 AM »
It's offensive and hurtful. :bawl:

God, what a bunch of thin-skinned losers.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 11:26:02 AM »
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This cracked me up.  :-)
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 11:29:15 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 11:26:02 AM
This cracked me up.  :-)

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 11:33:51 AM »
Is there anything that doesn't outrage them?




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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 11:34:51 AM »
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Feral Vagina=Bigfoot?
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 11:37:51 AM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 11:42:13 AM »
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Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 11:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:42:13 AM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.

Oh, oh, damn.....

 :lmao:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2012, 11:44:08 AM »
Quote from: dandi on April 17, 2012, 11:24:03 AM
I'll bet they could make an episode of "Man Vs. Wild" about it.

I think there may be some places even Bear won't go.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 11:44:24 AM »
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6. I have no problem with the title and I didn't realize it had been posted before.

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and guess what? That is the title of the article. Don't like it? Your delicate sensibilities deeply offended (seeming far, far more offended by the title than what the article says)? Then go Jezebel and complain.


Now don't get your vulva in an uproar.

I thought these people were into pro-choice? if a woman wants to do it why would you care?
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012, 11:45:29 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:42:13 AM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.

 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, Bally!  (I needed it.)
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2012, 11:46:25 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:43:19 AM
Oh, oh, damn.....

:lmao:

I was very young when I said it. :lmao:

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:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, Bally!  (I needed it.)

I'll have to tell the penis story 1 day. :lmao:

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2012, 11:53:25 AM »
Quote from: dandi on April 17, 2012, 11:14:55 AM
...or sumthin'.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002573312

Sorry. Maybe it's just the Beavis and Butthead in me but I couldn't stop laughing at this new end-of-the-world outrage from the Feminazis of DU. Personally, I don't care what color they are.  :rofl:

An "ugly story". I can see that applying to DU womyn.  :rotf:

OMG! Stop it!  :rotf:  This stuff just writes itself.

Oh, the huge manatee! Millions of sisters worldwide bleaching their pudendums over this Indian commercial! Cats and dogs living together! Can we survive?

Here's the offending ad, BTW:

[youtube=425,350]9Tx9vVVMWw0[/youtube]

Who the hell looks to see what color it is? Sounds racist to me!

Quote from: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:18:39 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! I sure hope cali is a lurker! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 11:26:02 AM
This cracked me up.  :-)

Perhaps you could clue me in on just what the hell they're talkin' 'bout!

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2012, 11:58:01 AM »
You guys are really starting to crack me up.   :rofl:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2012, 12:00:36 PM »
Oh no! Not wallduded cali! There's earwigs in there!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2012, 12:03:52 PM »
I understand Egypt has a method for "fixing" female genitals but you won't hear a DUmp monkey bitch and complain about it simply because of the fact that they are not Christians so it's meh, whatever.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2012, 12:07:29 PM »
I'm outrageoulsy outraged that this product is marketed only to women.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2012, 12:07:48 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 17, 2012, 12:03:52 PM
I understand Egypt has a method for "fixing" female genitals but you won't hear a DUmp monkey bitch and complain about it simply because of the fact that they are not Christians so it's meh, whatever.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2012, 12:21:40 PM »
This topic is meaty!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2012, 12:32:17 PM »
 :rotf:  Bally!  We need a laugh on tax day! 

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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2012, 12:48:21 PM »
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:rotf:  Bally!  We need a laugh on tax day!

:lmao: I haven't thought about my vulva/uvula story in years.
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2012, 12:49:02 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 12:48:21 PM
:lmao: I haven't thought about my vulva/uvula story in years.

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