I am so tired of pink men bombing brown children and rationalizing it as fighting terrorism.
I'm so tired of fat, angry white chicks who look like Buddy Hackett only with more facial hair and the IQ of a plastic spoon trying to dictate foreign policy.
I am so tired of pink men telling women (of all colors) what to do with their wombs--which connect with their brains--in case you forgot.
I am so tired of fat, angry white chicks trying to tell other women what do do with their wombs, especially since MORE women than men oppose abortion. My womb may be connected to my brain but it travels through my heart to get there.
I am so tired of pink men telling us we should stay in Iraq for generations. I am so tired of pink men buying bombs and cheating schools.
I am so tired of fat, angry white chicks who would rather turn schools into PC indoctrination centers instead of teaching them to read and write. When schools are as successful at what they're supposed to be doing as the military, then they can ask for more.
I am so tired of pink men having wives who stand behind them and nod sagely on television. I am so tired of pink men expecting that someone--a brown, black, yellow or white woman--will trail behind them changing light bulbs, taking out garbage, washing laundry, keeping food in the house, taking care of kids of all ages, of parents of all ages.
I am so tired of fat, angry white chicks trying to tell other women how they should live and commenting about relationships they obviously have NO fricking experience with. Marriage is a partnership that has more to do with love and respect than who takes out the garbage. Perhaps if you'd lose some weight, wax your chin and your upper lip, and quit trying pretend your victimhood matters you could have a decent relationship...envy isn't pretty.
I am so tired of pink men whose wives double or triple the family income thinking they can spend it without doing a damn thing at home. I am so tired of pink men spouting nonsense on TV. I am so tired of pink men arguing, blathering, bloviating, predicting the future--usually wrongly--and telling women to shut up.
I am so tired of fat, angry white chicks who take their self-hatred out on the rest of the human race. My husband has never told me to shut up, but if he did, I wouldn't. Again...perhaps YOU shouldn't be bloviating about things you obviously know nothing about.
I am so sick of hearing that another pink man has dropped his children out a window, off a bridge or killed his pregnant wife or killed his unpregnant wife because he was infatuated with another pregnant woman.
Yeah, cause as we all know, women never commit crimes or abuse their children. Oh, and the guy on the bridge...he was Vietnamese, not exactly a new shade of pink there.
I am so sick of pink men making war and talking about peace. I am so sick of pink men appointing their mediocre cronies to judgeships, to political advisors, to cushy jobs, to columns in the paper, to multimillion-dollar posts as CEOS or actors (while the actresses make less) or producers or writers or newsreaders or talk show bloviators or supposedly sage counselors at law. I am so tired of pink men.
I am so sick of fat, angry white chicks constantly bitching about everything under the sun, even things that will NEVER affect them. I'm sure Hollywood bubbleheads like Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie can somehow manage to get by on the measly 20 million dollars per picture. I am so tired of fat, angry white chicks.
And by the way some brown men and tan men and wheaten men do these things too.
Don't tell me about women who kill. I know there are some--but fewer. So let's just remember our mothers--who bore us, protected us against our fathers and grandfathers and all the pink or brown men who wanted to rape us or kill us or starve us because we were girls.
I am not stupid. I know all generalizations are false. I know there are bad mothers, bad women, bad sisters, bad aunts, and bad females of every stripe. But I have seen enough men in high office to last a lifetime. Let's give women a chance!
Why don't you just admit that you hate all men? I wouldn't worry about being raped if I were you, hon. Most men (even those considering rape) don't hang out at the Pink ***** Dyke Bar and Hummus Factory. But if this is a plea for Hillary, she can't win because she's about as angry, ugly and well-liked and well-liked (not!) as you.
Cindie