Hmm, maybe jodieisyourgirl.com, a play on a Army cadence, "Jodie got your girl"? Nah, how about voteforjodie.com? No reason to stop doing something that works. ;-)
The DUmmy cadence calls:
Ain't no use in lookin' down,
There ain't no food stamps on the ground.
Ain't no use in lookin' back,
Jodie wants your Cadillac.
I don't know, but I been told,
CalPeggy's ***** is mighty old. (blink, blink)
When I get to heaven... oh hell, forget that one.
<Boris Badanov voice>
Thees ees my rifle, thees ees my gun,
Thees ees for fightink, thees ees for fun.
</voice>