Obama's SS agents walk the check on Colombian poon

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Colombian prostitute calls the cops on the American Secret Service
I think this is pretty interesting. This makes it seem like prostitutes in Colombia actually have rights. Don't get me wrong, Colombia is no paradise for human rights, and I'm sure being a prostitute there is no picnic, but I found this interesting.

(story about Obama's SS crew not paying Colombian whores)

"On behalf of the United States of America, I apologize for my SS agents taking sex without payment. It's a simple misunderstanding: going back to the Clinton years, Democratic presidents, like myself, are accustomed to getting all the free ***** we want when we're out on the road. What wasn't offered for free, Bill Clinton just TOOK, that's how much of a baller HE was. Anyway, my guys didn't know that in other countries we might have to throw a few bucks at the chicks we bang. I've already taken care of the matter, and let me just say, to paraphrase The Nuge, this speech goes out to all that Cartagena *****!


Thanks for helping our image abroad, Barry...you might want to put a muzzle on your rape squad.