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Offline BEG

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I found my retainer
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:36:31 PM »
I thought I threw it away months ago. It was made by my dentist so it wasn't cheap. I am so excited.  :yahoo:

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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 12:39:16 PM »
Sometimes the littler things can make all the difference.
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 12:43:35 PM »
Sometimes the littler things can make all the difference.

LOL so true.

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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 12:53:02 PM »
LOL so true.

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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 01:23:58 PM »
Where was it?
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 01:44:58 PM »
I hope you wash off all the dog/cat hair.....       :panic:
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 04:50:53 PM »
See, who says Friday the 13th is bad luck.  Good things can and do happen regardless of the day and date.
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 05:32:41 PM »
The title of this thread led me to believe it would be about an attorney who lost his retainer. A new Grisham novel ?
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 08:32:32 PM »
I found it in my drawer (where I keep my toothbrush). I have these two drawer organizers in the drawer and it was in between them. I have emptied this drawer several times looking for it but I never took out the organizers.

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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 08:37:59 PM »
I found it in my drawer (where I keep my toothbrush). I have these two drawer organizers in the drawer and it was in between them. I have emptied this drawer several times looking for it but I never took out the organizers.
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Re: I found my retainer
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 07:09:33 PM »
I found it in my drawer (where I keep my toothbrush). I have these two drawer organizers in the drawer and it was in between them. I have emptied this drawer several times looking for it but I never took out the organizers.

I'm sure many of the guys here would have been willing to look in your drawers.  :-)