http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1210276Oh my.
meisje (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 09:52 PM
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Merry Hoaxmas!!
after which a couple of photographs of the unindicted Karl Rove
This, like the other Fitzmas bonfires, is a rather large one. Sample comments;
Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 09:54 PM
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1. Merry Hoaxmorial Day to you, too!
I'm grilling the Hoaxed Steaks... and having some Cold Hoax Tea.
Would you like some?
cat_girl25 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Tue May-16-06 09:59 PM
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3. Did you read that on some right wing blog and couldn't wait to run over here and post it?
symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:10 PM
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7. Maddy, are you part of the "commie pinko fag" Leopold hating, Will Pitt bashing, Raw Story sneering. GOP operative, Troll sneaking member of the "Hey I think there's something screwy about this story.." Cult too?
You appear to be assisting the enemy, a friend of Rove and I KNOW that the picture has been posted to make fun of Leopold, which you'll deny anyway, which proves I am right.
The cymbals-clanging primitive of course is being ironic.
Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:15 PM
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8. Why yes, I am.
I'm a Paid GOP Operative who infiltrated DU and posted 27,000 posts prior to this one moment of glory! It's been a long and arduous covert mission, but I succeeded!
I'm getting time-and-a-half on my paycheck this week--I pulled double shifts since Saturday! I'm going to buy a Hummer and then go shopping at Walmart with what's left.
Muahahahahaha!
How did you guess?!
OldLeftieLawyer (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:18 PM
Response to Reply #8
11. AND, SHE GETS FREQUENT FLIER MILES, TOO!!!!
symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:26 PM
Response to Reply #8
18. It's the shit eating grin on that frog
You think YOU'Ve had it tough as a GOP undercover operative, I've had to hang out with people like Michael Moore, and get sued by Michael Savage, make hundreds of flash attack ads as cover, (even got a Hollywood Liberal award for some of my flash work, but they're easy to fool).. and boycotted Rush Limbaugh, costing him millions (it was monopoly money backstage)..
I even fooled MoveOn with my ARMY OF ONE ad which was shown 3000 times on the east coast during the primary, went on O'Reilly once and Scarborough twice.. and that's where I just about cracked, when Scarborough agreed with my ARMY OF ONE film supporting the troops, he got me so flustered I thought they were blowing my cover..
But the big bags of money are great aren't they? I'm going to fly up to the Tundra and blow holes in the Pipeline with Dick Cheney for a few days when this is all over - someone has to do it, he's a terrible shot, otherwise how could I spill millions of gallons of crude all over the caribou since it takes DAYS to shut off the Pipeline..
Them me and Jerry Falewell are gonna take one of those Sex Flights to Thailand to meet up with one of the Bush brothers.. Jeb's sending us a Brick of Pure Snow..
It's going to be party party party after this... now all I have to do is make a few more posts about how Leopold had a book out where he calls himself a drug addict, forger, admits to grand larceny, a whole bunch of stuff..
But the best part is, He's basically doing the JOB FOR ME! It don't get no better than that
Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-16-06 10:37 PM
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27. Damn, dude. You're an overachiever.
You really didn't have to work THAT hard to carry it off.
Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:37 PM
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27. Damn, dude. You're an overachiever.
You really didn't have to work THAT hard to carry it off.
symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:49 PM
Response to Reply #27
32. Well, like Bush
40 years of snorting coke, dancing on tables drunk and naked and blowing up frogs all came BEFORE I had to do any real work..
And I got Jesus too, in a Tupperware container, to keep his Holy Soul FRESH - everyone on the team gets a piece of Jesus, and a cup of Elvis Sweat..
We've been promised more MoJo, but Bolton hasn't sent mine yet..
Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:39 PM
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28. I'll hate anyone for a dollar.
I'll even curse out Skinner at 3AM in a very public way.
Oops. I forgot...that's already been done.
Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:47 PM
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30. 24 business hours, or just 24 hours straight...and please define "business hours." I'm a little unclear on that.
tritsofme (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:48 PM
Response to Reply #12
31. 24 hours, or 24 business hours?
Inquiring minds want to know...
Stevendsmith (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:54 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. Don't you two hotshot cops talk back to me!
24 business hours!
Got me?!
Kire (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 12:51 AM
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42. How long is the lunch break each day?
Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:19 PM
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13. I'm just one of those "wait and see" people.
Today, my hairdresser and I got into a religious/political discussion and something I said to her reminded me of my own values: When someone makes an outrageous claim, they must offer outrageous proof. Until then, the default position should be one of unbelief. It's not that I disbelieve the story so much as I require proof. I'm told proof is forthcoming this week and then, if it happens, I'll believe.
My mind belongs to me, not to Jason Leopold, Will Pitt, Truthout, Take Back the Media, Newsmax or anyone else.
For the record--the bonfires are kind of a jumble, not necessarily in chronological order--the ladysquawk primitive was initially on the Bostonian Drunkard bandwagon, and then immediately hopped off when it became apparent the Bostonian Drunkard had lied.
k_jerome (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:25 PM
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17. please state the length of this holiday...
in business hours. to be clear.
stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:30 PM
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20. he who laughs last, laughs hardest.
symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:33 PM
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22. I'll be laughing from now until Rove gets indicted and Fitz announces it, then it's party time for both of us
One assumes the cymbals-clanging primitive, who hasn't been around on Skins's island for a while, is still laughing.
motocicleta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:35 PM
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25. I'm not entirely sure what you geniuses are trying to say but I don't particularly think it's funny that we got fed a pile of crap, OR that Rove isn't getting indicted. Perhaps someone could explain what I am missing.
Harper_is_Bush (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 12:11 AM
Response to Reply #25
38. It's a play on words and how exactly do you KNOW for a fact that we've been fed a pile of crap at this point?
Or that Rove isn't getting indicted.
I think you're missing more than I can 'splain! Did you just show up yesterday?
motocicleta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 12:21 AM
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39. No, I understand.
I'm just pissy that we're making light when we don't know if the indictment is real or fake. If the story was wrong, I'll be pissed. If it's right, I'm gonna throw stones at all the people making fun of Leopold and Pitt. I just don't agree with people talking shit when they don't actually know anything yet. Call me crazy.
motocicleta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 09:28 PM
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54. Nah, I meant frickin geniuses.
Obviously everybody is so much smarter than I because I can't figure out where Fitzgerald was on Friday, and because I have never believed in Pitt or TO enough to be pissed when they were proven wrong on the first story. I don't trust any journalist enough to trust them on a story like this until I actually see a guy in handcuffs. Which means, to me, that I am clearly lacking some genius faculty that everybody else around here seems to have.
Not that I am missing it, fyi.
That means for your information, fyi.
Autonomy (1000+ posts) Tue May-16-06 10:36 PM
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26. By the Rovian calendar
It's 5 days past Hoaxmas, which makes today the Feast of the Renunciation Eve.
VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 03:49 AM
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48. Too bad it's too late for...
Hoaxo di Mayo.
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day. This Leopold thing is giving me a headache behind my left eye.
Freddie Stubbs (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 11:20 AM
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50. Are we supposed to exchange presents?
Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-17-06 04:03 PM
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53. You just know Rove is laughing right now
Personally, I'm starting to wonder if his side was the original source for this story. What better way to discredit the left-wing blogs & alternative news sites?
Oh my.
