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More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« on: April 11, 2012, 04:58:09 PM »
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More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama

I will spare you from having to scroll through 200+ bullshit reasons why Barry deserves another term, if you want to see them click on the link.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002548774

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2. 202. Family Values

The real Family Values where women are treated with respect and admiration. Where they're encouraged to become independent and strong. The Family Values that teach young men that it's okay to look up to an intelligent woman.

Not the GOP, get your ass back in the kitchen kind.

Yet you goons say the most sexist horrible things about conservative women, who are strong, independent and not barefoot in the kitchen.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2012, 05:04:26 PM »
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2. 202. Family Values

The real Family Values where women are treated with respect and admiration. Where they're encouraged to become independent and strong. The Family Values that teach young men that it's okay to look up to an intelligent woman.

Not the GOP, get your ass back in the kitchen kind.


Wait, what?  If Obama really backed family values he would have spoken out about the apparent lack of family values in all those baby daddy bruthas of his out there leaving their baby mommas on welfare.   But no, he just wants to give them more handouts.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2012, 05:13:35 PM »
Just a quick browse through the list.
Appears 70-75% involve spending more taxpayers money.
Sounds more like a list of reasons to NOT vote for the guy.
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 05:21:08 PM »
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2. 202. Family Values

The real Family Values where women are treated with respect and admiration. Where they're encouraged to become independent and strong. The Family Values that teach young men that it's okay to look up to an intelligent woman.

Not the GOP, get your ass back in the kitchen kind.

Who believes this shit, you stupid idiot? Only you. Only you.

You're just jealous because there are very few intelligent women on your side. Most are just shrill leftover monsters from the original Star Trek.
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 05:21:53 PM »
200 reasons huh?

1-199: He's black
200: He's a communist.

I think that about covers it.
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2012, 05:23:25 PM »
If you don't vote for Obama, you are a racist /DU mode.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2012, 05:59:30 PM »
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2. 202. Family Values

The real Family Values where women are treated with respect and admiration. Where they're encouraged to become independent and strong. The Family Values that teach young men that it's okay to look up to an intelligent woman.

Not the GOP, get your ass back in the kitchen kind.

I have always got a kick out of it when democrats start talking about how they have "real" family values:

Rush Limbaugh has been married four times but John and Elizabeth Edwards go to Wendy's Hamburgers for a nostalgic night of romance on their wedding anniversary every year.

Or, Newt Gingrich served his wife divorce papers on her death bed but Erich Segal's novel Love Story was based on the real life love story of Al and Tipper Gore.
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 08:33:26 PM »
I can give you 1,500 billion reasons NOT to vote for him.  It's called an exploding deficit.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 08:51:18 PM »
I can give you 1,500 billion reasons NOT to vote for him.  It's called an exploding deficit.


I think you may have left out a "Zero"...   :lmao:
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 09:02:54 PM »
Top Ten Reasons why 0bama should not:

1. Four  consecutive years of $1.3+ TRILLION deficits.

2. Lowest labor participation rate in recorded history and a loss of 3 million available jobs.

3. Longest streak of months where unemployment was at or above 8%+.

4. Given No.s 2 & 3 a real unemployment rate of 20.4%.

5. His 2011 budget shoot down by 98-0.

6. His 2012 budget shot down by 414-0.

7. Put race relations back 50-60 years.

8. Consistent bipartisanship opposition to all of his legislative endeavors (see No.s 5 & 6).

9. Turning North Africa over to the radical Muslim Brotherhood and therefore the mullahs of Iran.

10. Shut down NASA manned operations with no plan forward (but the muslims feel better about themselves).
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 09:04:58 PM »
Top Ten Reasons why 0bama should not:

1. Four  consecutive years of $1.3+ TRILLION deficits.

2. Lowest labor participation rate in recorded history and a loss of 3 million available jobs.

3. Longest streak of months where unemployment was at or above 8%+.

4. Given No.s 2 & 3 a real unemployment rate of 20.4%.

5. His 2011 budget shoot down by 98-0.

6. His 2012 budget shot down by 414-0.

7. Put race relations back 50-60 years.

8. Consistent bipartisanship opposition to all of his legislative endeavors (see No.s 5 & ^).

9. Turning North Africa over to the radical Muslim Brotherhood and therefore the mullahs of Iran.

10. Shut down NASA manned operations with no plan forward but the muslims feel better about themselves.


11.  Carter didn't get a second term, neither should Carter II.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 09:07:17 PM »
Top Ten Reasons why 0bama should not:

1. Four  consecutive years of $1.3+ TRILLION deficits.

2. Lowest labor participation rate in recorded history and a loss of 3 million available jobs.

3. Longest streak of months where unemployment was at or above 8%+.

4. Given No.s 2 & 3 a real unemployment rate of 20.4%.

5. His 2011 budget shoot down by 98-0.

6. His 2012 budget shot down by 414-0.

7. Put race relations back 50-60 years.

8. Consistent bipartisanship opposition to all of his legislative endeavors (see No.s 5 & 6).

9. Turning North Africa over to the radical Muslim Brotherhood and therefore the mullahs of Iran.

10. Shut down NASA manned operations with no plan forward (but the muslims feel better about themselves).


11 Attorney General Eric "My People" Holder, need I say more?
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2012, 09:27:16 PM »
The biggest reason I won't vote for Obama is because he is an egotistical douchebag. Not to mention a ****in racist who is anti-Israel and pro Palestinian.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2012, 11:11:00 PM »
The biggest reason I won't vote for Obama is because he is an egotistical douchebag. Not to mention a ****in racist who is anti-Israel and pro Palestinian.

How can you say that? Like the Keystone XL pipeline it was all the white bitch's fault: Hillary Clinton Sides with Palestinians Over Republicans | The Weekly Standard

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/hillary-clinton-sides-palestinians-over-republicans_636910.html

0bama would have stopped this but he couldn't Hillary did it....again...
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2012, 11:14:57 PM »
200 reasons huh?

1-199: He's black
200: He's a communist.

I think that about covers it.

201 "my muslim faith" (his words, not mine)
202 he needs more space to completely weaken us militarily so as to give the Russians the advantage
203 gas prices aren't nearly high enough
204 he and the dems in congress need more time to mandate we buy stuff like chevy volts

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2012, 07:22:42 AM »
How can you say that? Like the Keystone XL pipeline it was all the white bitch's fault: Hillary Clinton Sides with Palestinians Over Republicans | The Weekly Standard

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/hillary-clinton-sides-palestinians-over-republicans_636910.html

0bama would have stopped this but he couldn't Hillary did it....again...

Hillary Clinton is just a stupid bitch. She will never get it right.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2012, 07:26:07 AM »
I think you may have left out a "Zero"...   :lmao:
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2012, 08:10:15 AM »
Top Ten Reasons why 0bama should not:

1. Four  consecutive years of $1.3+ TRILLION deficits.

2. Lowest labor participation rate in recorded history and a loss of 3 million available jobs.

3. Longest streak of months where unemployment was at or above 8%+.

4. Given No.s 2 & 3 a real unemployment rate of 20.4%.

5. His 2011 budget shoot down by 98-0.

6. His 2012 budget shot down by 414-0.

7. Put race relations back 50-60 years.

8. Consistent bipartisanship opposition to all of his legislative endeavors (see No.s 5 & 6).

9. Turning North Africa over to the radical Muslim Brotherhood and therefore the mullahs of Iran.

10. Shut down NASA manned operations with no plan forward (but the muslims feel better about themselves).

A few more to add:
1. Demonstrates immense hypocrisy, regularly lecturing average Americans on the need to "Make sacrifices" in their own lifestyles in these economic times, even as he and his family constantly host extravagant parties and go on exorbitantly expensive, exotic vacations every month or so, all paid for by our tax dollars of course.
2. Disgraceful foreign policy relations, between routinely pissing off those who are normally our nation's allies (i.e. England, Israel, Honduras), and routinely sucking up to those who are our nation's enemies, bowing to their leaders (A massive violation of diplomatic protocol) and bashing his own country in front of them in an effort to gain their favor.
3. Deliberately seeking to turn Americans against each other through his constant, public demonization of conservatives, "The rich," etc..
4. Openly proclaiming his support of the lawless, violent thugs of the Occupy movement.
5. Deliberately inflaming tensions even further on the Trayvon Martin matter through his comments on an incident that is none of his business.
6. Demonstrates the immense crassness of regularly putting his feet up on White House furniture, such as the Oval Office desk.

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2012, 08:35:06 AM »
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8. Extended the Bush tax cuts for lower incomes

Wait what? Tax cuts are good now?  Ohhh

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23. Increased funding to expand community based prevention programs 

Wtf is this?

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50. Recruited math and science degree graduates to the teaching profession

He did?


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53. Removed more brush, small trees and vegetation that fuel wildfires


Single handedly I tell you!

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54. Created a White House Office on Urban Policy

Bout ****ing time!

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87. Asked people and businesses to conserve electricity

Also told us to get oil changes and check our tire pressure to conserve gas! 

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102. Extended unemployment insurance benefits and

I know right?  Now I get to sit at home for like 99 weeks and hit this bong.

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106. Killed Osama bin Laden

Single ****ing handedly!!!!

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125. Worked with schools to create more healthful environments for children

Thank Alah, cause our kids were ****ing falling over dead in schools.

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139. Required employers to provide seven paid sick days per year

Dude, this will be awesome if I ever have to go back to work.

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190. Improved water quality

Thanks dude!   :stoner:

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216. Strengthened the levees in New Orleans

I know, the last dude blew them up.  Righteous!
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2012, 12:52:31 PM »
I think you may have left out a "Zero"...   :lmao:


1000 billion = 1 trillion, correct?  Or do I have that wrong?

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2012, 01:02:53 PM »
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28. Fully funded the Violence Against Women Act

Since when does the President have the authority to fund any program?

I think that someone wanted to make a list without checking it twice. Facts be damned.
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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2012, 01:31:53 PM »
Wait, wait, wait.  I didn't read the list, thanks to those of you who did.

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53. Removed more brush, small trees and vegetation that fuel wildfires
  :rotf:

Oh, it's this kind of list, is it?  Michelle yanking a dandelion out of her WH veg garden is a reason to vote for him?

Brush removal was something Reagan and Bush liked to do on their vacations.  By themselves. 

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87. Asked people and businesses to conserve electricity

  That's an accomplishment?  If we are known to have said, "honey, please switch off the light if you're done in that room," we can put that on a resume? 

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139. Required employers to provide seven paid sick days per year

  The sickdays policy at my company has not changed.  You get 2.  This is a lie, as is most of the list. 

Stupidest thing I've ever seen.  You DUmbasses only set yourself up for ridicule. 


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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2012, 01:52:58 PM »
Oh, it's rich in comedy gold, guys.

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49.Provided affordable, high-quality child care

Obama came over and changed your kid's diapers!!

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48.Required new hires to sign a form...blah blah blah
  A tough days work!

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55.Encouraged farmers to use more renewable energy

Come on, Famer Bob!  You can do it!!

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93.Supported airline service in small towns

I support this thing.  Tee time!!

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111.Required automatic enrollment in 401(k) plans


112.Required automatic enrollment in IRA plans

:???:  Not where I work.  And an IRA is individual in nature, is it not?  Something you have on your own, of your own free will?

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134.Set goals and timetables for implementing Section...blah blah blah

I'm exhausted!  Time for vacation!

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174.Urged China to stop manipulation of its currency value
   :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

You missed one DUmmy:  Asked Iran for our drone back.   :rofl: :loser:


None of the 5 DUmmy comments see anything strange about that list.  How it could possibly become an Internets Laughingstock. 

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2012, 01:58:52 PM »
Can't forget this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI[/youtube]

If that isn't reason enough to vote for him, I don't know what it.  :hammer:

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Re: More than 200 reasons to re-elect President Obama
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2012, 04:40:40 PM »

1000 billion = 1 trillion, correct?  Or do I have that wrong?

Yes, you are. But the leaving out the zero part was quite humorous. All in all, a win/win.
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