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Offline bijou

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Meet the 6ft cow
« on: May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM »

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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

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I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 01:21:08 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM
I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.

I'd steak my paycheck on it.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 01:24:27 PM »
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 03:05:44 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM

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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 03:09:12 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM

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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.

You're full of bull and utterly crazy if you try to milk that one.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 04:20:22 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM

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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
You milk that animal ONCE and you've got a friend for life.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 04:23:14 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 04:44:09 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 12, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
 :-)
Hey, who dairies wins.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 06:15:54 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 04:44:09 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 12, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
 :-)
Hey, who dairies wins.
Cheesy grin.   :-)
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 07:12:14 PM »
knock it off  :bird:
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM »
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 07:31:43 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
So I've herd.   :-)
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 02:05:55 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on May 12, 2008, 07:31:43 PM
Quote from: MrsSmith on May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
 :thatsright:
It was the original title of the news story. I feel they sacrificed accuracy for humour.
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Re: Meet the 6ft cow
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 07:04:10 AM »
Quote from: bijou on May 13, 2008, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on May 12, 2008, 07:31:43 PM
Quote from: MrsSmith on May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
 :thatsright:
It was the original title of the news story. I feel they sacrificed accuracy for humour.
Jokes for those who are out.standing.in.their.field.   :-)
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