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ZOMG!
« on: April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM »
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June!  I asked SIL if she would and she said yes!  Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2012, 11:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June!  I asked SIL if she would and she said yes!  Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

 :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

H5 given! :asssmack: :tongue:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2012, 11:29:45 AM »
I have a major woody right now because I am so friggin excited! :panic:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 11:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:29:45 AM
I have a major woody right now because I am so friggin excited! :panic:

I could type something here . . . but I'll exercise a modicum of self-control and not type it. O-)
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 12:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June!  I asked SIL if she would and she said yes!  Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

 :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

The Ocoee is a good 5 mile ride. I used to do it in a canoe.

There's a road that runs along side the river with a few pull offs. If you have someone with you that's not getting in the raft they can follow you along and take some pictures.

Have fun.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2012, 12:37:04 PM
The Ocoee is a good 5 mile ride. I used to do it in a canoe.

There's a road that runs along side the river with a few pull offs. If you have someone with you that's not getting in the raft they can follow you along and take some pictures.

Have fun.

It's a tour guide taking us.  It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour.  Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer  :panic:

Have I said I was excited?  I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this  :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma.  What happens in the woods, stays in the woods   :panic:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2012, 12:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
It's a tour guide taking us.  It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour.  Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer  :panic:

Have I said I was excited?  I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this  :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma.  What happens in the woods, stays in the woods   :panic:

Well, then . . .

:picsneeded:

 :-) :whistling:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 12:53:58 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2012, 12:49:31 PM
Well, then . . .

:picsneeded:

 :-) :whistling:

Oh that will be for sure!  Yall will see pics galore! 
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 01:44:11 PM »
What a great time that will be!  Something fun to look forward to. 
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 01:48:40 PM »
Waaah, I'm jealous. I was told I can do things like that (or skiing (snow), one of my favorite things to do) because my bones are brittle from all the steroids for years and years.

Hope you have a blast.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 02:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
It's a tour guide taking us.  It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour.  Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer  :panic:

Have I said I was excited?  I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this  :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma.  What happens in the woods, stays in the woods   :panic:

Uhm ... can you tell me where I need to be in the woods?  Please??  I'll even bring my own pole for plumbing the depths.

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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 04:25:14 PM »
Sounds like fun. The irony is the Military gets paid to do that.lol.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2012, 05:46:15 PM »
Very cool!  I'd love to do either, but I really, really want to go on a zip line.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2012, 09:44:58 AM »
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Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma.  What happens in the woods, stays in the woods


Gonna get "stump broke"?      :tongue:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2012, 01:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 12, 2012, 09:44:58 AM

Gonna get "stump broke"?      :tongue:

you mean break one?
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2012, 01:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 12, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
you mean break one?

It's a southern farmer thing.

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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2012, 03:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on April 12, 2012, 01:04:07 PM
It's a southern farmer thing.



Never tramped around with one so I don't know what it means  O-)
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2012, 04:15:42 PM »
It's like grunting while hugging a root.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2012, 04:16:56 PM »
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2012, 06:57:17 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 12, 2012, 04:15:42 PM
It's like grunting while hugging a root.

And I thought I had done it all....I am so confused to what yall are talking about  :???:
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2012, 07:13:54 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 06:57:17 AM
And I thought I had done it all....I am so confused to what yall are talking about  :???:

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seriously?!

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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2012, 10:01:39 AM »
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2012, 10:37:31 AM »
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2012, 11:42:10 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 10:37:31 AM
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1.    stump break
Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

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Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
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I didn't want to be the one to do it... but there it is.
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Re: ZOMG!
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2012, 11:50:24 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on April 13, 2012, 11:42:10 AM

I didn't want to be the one to do it... but there it is.

EWWWWWW farmers
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