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Offline Doubleplusungood

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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2012, 09:29:02 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on April 10, 2012, 03:43:18 PM
2 lesbians having twins?  Did they use 2 turkey basters?

Reminds me of part of the reason Norm McDonald got fired from SNL (he wasn't a liberal hack):

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And in entertainment news, Ellen DeGeneres and lover Anne Heche have announced that they want to have a baby. However, their plan has hit a snag. They are both women! ... [applause] It's - It is not possible to - have a child.

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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2012, 09:34:33 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 10, 2012, 05:03:44 PM
For 128 thou a month....I could be a lesbian for awhile.

I do stuff lesbians do - could that count?
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2012, 09:40:11 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 10, 2012, 09:34:33 PM
I do stuff lesbians do - could that count?

You mean you listen to the Indigo Girls and spend a lot of time at Home Depot? :)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2012, 09:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Elspeth on April 10, 2012, 09:40:11 PM
You mean you listen to the Indigo Girls and spend a lot of time at Home Depot? :)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2012, 09:50:35 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 10, 2012, 09:43:45 PM
Drives a Subaru and wears lots of earth tones.

Watches Oprah.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2012, 09:52:09 PM »
Quote from: Doubleplusungood on April 10, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
Watches Oprah.

I think that's more gay than lesbian, but what the hell do I know.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2012, 09:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Doubleplusungood on April 10, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
Watches Oprah.

Buys the premium channel package, so that Oxygen(TM) can be Tivo'ed.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2012, 10:12:01 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 10, 2012, 09:57:49 PM
Buys the premium channel package, so that Oxygen(TM) can be Tivo'ed.
Watches Current.  :-)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2012, 10:19:48 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 10, 2012, 10:12:01 PM
Watches Current.  :-)

Oh, come on.  Nobody watches Current.  :whatever:
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2012, 10:23:02 PM »
Quote from: Elspeth on April 10, 2012, 10:19:48 PM
Oh, come on.  Nobody watches Current.  :whatever:

Then how come Current's ratings dropped after they hired Keef Ãœberdouche? :fuelfire:
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2012, 10:25:55 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 10, 2012, 10:23:02 PM
Then how come Current's ratings dropped after they hired Keef Ãœberdouche? :fuelfire:

Because the other viewer didn't pay the cable bill.  :-)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2012, 08:23:27 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 10, 2012, 05:03:44 PM
For 128 thou a month....I could be a lesbian for awhile.

So could I.  Oh wait--I already am.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2012, 09:12:37 AM »
Quote from: miskie on April 10, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
Hopefully Melissa smartened up.

A dyed-in-the-wool moonbat like her, seriously?  She'll probably be smart enough to pre-nup the next live-in carpet cleaner, though.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2012, 09:30:43 AM »
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The irony of an OWS supporting dummie saying this..... :thatsright: ::)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2012, 09:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 11, 2012, 09:30:43 AM
The irony of an OWS supporting dummie saying this..... :thatsright: ::)
It's different when it comes from the government.   :whatever:
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2012, 10:09:33 AM »
I guess one of them got tired of eating fish everyday and wanted a hot dog.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2012, 10:17:05 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on April 10, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Some of the poor guys I get to work with, married 2 or 3 times, would be better off just meeting some gal, buying them a house, give them half their savings and save on the lawyer bills.

My uncle who has been married 7 times does this...meets a woman in a bar and marries her, builds a nice house and within a year they are divorced and he gives her the house.....IDIOT!   :lmao:  He hasn't learned that he should just not build a damn house and he won't get divorced.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2012, 01:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 10, 2012, 03:41:22 PM
I don't think they even got married, I think they only had a commitment ceremony.

They couldn't get married even if some moonbat state allowed it. The feds say no. They can't claim married filling (whatever) on fed tax returns.
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2012, 01:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 11, 2012, 01:03:04 PM
They couldn't get married even if some moonbat state allowed it. The feds say no. They can't claim married filling (whatever) on fed tax returns.

I THOUGHT Obama was going to take care of that?  Oh yeh, he ****ed them over on that also.  ::)
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Re: Melissa Etheridge’s Ex: I Can’t Live On $23K A Month
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2012, 04:06:21 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 01:27:33 PM
I THOUGHT Obama was going to take care of that?  Oh yeh, he ****ed them over on that also.  ::)

And even Don't Ask Don't Tell was not an Obama victory.  The case had been winding its way through the courts before Obama signed the repeal in December 2010.  And while he signed it, he delayed implementation of the decision citing military readiness concerns.  In July 2011 famous 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ordered an end to DADT, but had to suspend its ruling to give Obama time to have his televised hearings (with John McCain as a foil).  In the end, Obama got the credit, but the courts lit a fire under his ass.  The gay activists know this and they were not thrilled with the credit he took.
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