
for Sarah being back but................Sarah Sarah Sarah, can you imagine having sex with her if you're a guy?
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Sweetheart, would you like to make love?
Sarah: NO! I don't want to screw, I want to talk about Repugspukes
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Sweetheart, I didn't say screw, I said make love, there's a difference ya know?
Sarah: YES! you're right, there's a difference between the 2 terms, Democrats makes love to the Country and you Repugspukes screw the Country!
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Sweetheart, unemployment has gone up under your guy, as has gas prices, food prices, the misery index, and your guy has spent more in 3 years then every President combined, now let's just put politics aside for an hour and make love.
Sarah: NO! I don't want to get screwed by you, I'm upset, angry, furious.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Sweetheart, you're always upset, angry and furious.
Rush Limbaugh: Great news folks, we were picked up by a radio station in Philadelphia and our sponsors have increased.
Sarah: And shut that damn guy off on the radio, I'm fed-up with listening to him.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: I didn't even turn the radio on, you said you were changing stations and just stopped there to see what Rush was saying, it's not my fault you chose to listen for 3 hours.
Sarah: Oh shut up, I want to break up with you, I asked for advice and everything at DU, some people agreed with me and some thought I was a fool and they said I treat you like crap.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Well you do!
Sarah: how dare you.........
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Oh shut up bitch and get in that bed and and do your womanly duties!
Sarah: OK, but just this time, then we're going to break up.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Yeah yeah, you always say that.
Sarah: Ohhhhhhhh! frank, oh Chris, oh BSS, I mean Rebel, ooooops I mean GOBUCKS, I mean Tucker, I mean Nice Conservative Guy who treats me nice.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: Who are those people you named?
Sarah: I'm just fantasizing, that's all.
Nice Conservative Guy who treats Sarah really good: I really need to find a nice Conservative girl.