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MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« on: April 10, 2012, 10:57:05 AM »
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At long last, my familiy's and my 10 month unemployment nightmare is over!
About 2 hours ago, I was offered, and of course accepted, a job. The pay is <$10 an hour but they're speaking of advanceing me very soon after the 3 month probationary period is over. For 10 months I was earning $0 an hour. I also think that this will be a very good place to work.

All of a sudden, I feel like a huge boulder has been lifted from my shoulders. For the better part of a year I've felt as though I've been walking through an Olympic sized pool filled with Jello.

All of a sudden, the blatent and brazen age discrimination I've been subjected to doesn't bother me nearly as much. The incredible cynicism that I've perceived in so many interviewers doesn't bother me as much.

I am so relieved that I will no longer have to respond to so many of my son's reasonable requests with by saying"I don't have a *&*%#^%@* job"!

I will always remember who made the ecomony so horrible that this was possible and I will always be very actively involved to insure that the far right of the republican party never holds that much power in this country again. I want NOBODY to ever have to go through what my family has gone through. Not only was I out of work for the last 10 months, but between my wife and I, there has only been 19 months since March of 2008 when we both had jobs. We were homeless for 8 months in 2009, living in transitional housing with 2 drug dealers and a woman who actually was what rush limbooger thinks any intelligent professional woman is. We were able, thank God, to shield our son from that ugliness, but we will NEVER go through that again.

To all of you who continue to suffer through joblessness, please accept my best wishes and hopes that you get the good news that I just got today.

Finally, thank all of YOU here in the DU community for all of your kind words and support through this horror. We have our arguments, disagreements and downright fights, but bottom line, this is a very caring and positive cyber "family".

What I say to you all is simply


This is the guy who was al pissed off because a doctor supposedly harpooned a job offer a few months back. What an IDIOT. Waited ten months for a job making a hair over minimum wage, when he could have had that IMMEDIATELY from McDonalds.


MarianJack, you stupid moron, you have a family that depends on you and you hold out for 10 months so you can get less than $10/hr? You could have had that FLIPPING BURGERS 10 MONTHS AGO.

I guess you had to hold out to put that superior intellect to work, though, right?

Loser.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 11:06:25 AM »
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but they're speaking of advanceing me very soon after the 3 month probationary period is over.

Assuming you can keep your yap shut about your stupid political BS for three months...I give it only even money.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 11:10:45 AM »
Does McDonald's hire felons? 
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 11:17:30 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 10, 2012, 11:06:25 AM
Assuming you can keep your yap shut about your stupid political BS for three months...I give it only even money.
Better bet would be how many days after his company provided health insurance kicks in before he makes a disability claim? I say 10, a week to confirm benefits are available and an additional 3 to arrange his "accident".
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 11:18:13 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 10, 2012, 11:10:45 AM
Does McDonald's hire felons? 
They sure do.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 11:18:32 AM »
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Response to MarianJack (Original post)
Tue Apr 10, 2012, 10:11 AM
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23. Congratulations, my dear MarianJack!

I am really thrilled to hear your great news!

The CalPig has been absent forever, and no one even noticed.

The DUmp is starved for her "poetry".

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

The aching seed.

We didn't know how good we had it.

 
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 11:22:22 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 10, 2012, 11:18:13 AM
They sure do.

you sound like you know firsthand  :lmao:
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 11:23:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 10, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
you sound like you know firsthand  :lmao:
I have a couple of stupid friends. 
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 11:23:59 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 10, 2012, 11:23:14 AM
I have a couple of stupid friends. 

so do you get freebies?
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2012, 11:28:45 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 10, 2012, 11:23:59 AM
so do you get freebies?
No, the dumbshit walked away from the job.  Last I heard, he woke up after a bender and found himself in another city.

I think he likes it.  Maybe he'll stay there.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2012, 11:28:50 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 10, 2012, 11:17:30 AM
Better bet would be how many days after his company provided health insurance kicks in before he makes a disability claim? I say 10, a week to confirm benefits are available and an additional 3 to arrange his "accident".

Doesn't have to wait that long. disability, or work place injury disability is totally independent of employee benefit packages,
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2012, 11:40:24 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 10, 2012, 11:28:45 AM
No, the dumbshit walked away from the job.  Last I heard, he woke up after a bender and found himself in another city.

I think he likes it.  Maybe he'll stay there.

Hope he went west.

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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2012, 11:42:13 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 10, 2012, 11:18:32 AM

The CalPig has been absent forever, and no one even noticed.

The DUmp is starved for her "poetry".

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

The aching seed.

We didn't know how good we had it.

 



I did some recon on Peggy, as our social circles intersected for a very brief moment. Turns out she attends poetry jams all over the LA area, mainly populated by flatulent old throwbacks (like Peggy C.). They are totally harmless, but she was a party to some jackass essayist whose work I will now link for you:

Read on an empty stomach...it's like Will Pitt and Philosoraptor had a turd baby.
http://www.oliveropenpress.com/Oliver.006.corpse.html
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 12:01:16 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 10, 2012, 10:57:05 AM

This is the guy who was al pissed off because a doctor supposedly harpooned a job offer a few months back. What an IDIOT. Waited ten months for a job making a hair over minimum wage, when he could have had that IMMEDIATELY from McDonalds.


MarianJack, you stupid moron, you have a family that depends on you and you hold out for 10 months so you can get less than $10/hr? You could have had that FLIPPING BURGERS 10 MONTHS AGO.

I guess you had to hold out to put that superior intellect to work, though, right?

Loser.

Is this idiot an actual Gold star member of DUmmie land or is he using the free service?
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2012, 12:12:55 PM »
It is a bold assertion indeed to claim this to be the stupidest Dummy known to man so I had to click on the thread to check.  While this MaryJack might indeed qualify for a runner up title or even Ms. Incongeniality, I doubt the bar has been set so low. You just need to look harder. :lmao:  I am sure I have seen way more stupid than that over there on an almost daily basis.  But, for down right funny stupidity, I would give this honorable mention.

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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 12:37:51 PM »
Oh brother.  I looked at BFD's link, it's a book of some sort called

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I HOPE MY CORPSE GIVES YOU THE PLAGUE: MY LIFE IN THE BUSH ERA OF GHOSTS
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There's a photo of the depositor of this drivel of a very odd-looking specimen.  It was photographed by one Peggy Carter. 
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2012, 12:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 10, 2012, 12:37:51 PM
Oh brother.  I looked at BFD's link, it's a book of some sort called
 ::)

There's a photo of the depositor of this drivel of a very odd-looking specimen.  It was photographed by one Peggy Carter. 


Very amusing reading indeed.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2012, 12:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 10, 2012, 12:37:51 PM
Oh brother.  I looked at BFD's link, it's a book of some sort called
 ::)

There's a photo of the depositor of this drivel of a very odd-looking specimen.  It was photographed by one Peggy Carter. 

It's a company ran by DUmmies

This from the book's publishing house:

http://www.oliveropenpress.com/how.html

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2) THE BRUTE FACTS OF BEING A PUBLISHER WITHOUT ASSETS

The Oliver Arts & Open Press is an organization without an endowment or investable assets but with the highest of aims and the belief that those aims can be achieved.

Having no investment resources means that Oliver can't pay advances—and that it will in fact instead ask authors to pay for the readying of their own books for production. It will ask authors to support the cost of seeing their books through the process of copy-editing, proofreading, cover development, and uploading to the printer.

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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2012, 12:56:12 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 10, 2012, 12:54:57 PM
It's a company ran by DUmmies

This from the book's publishing house:

http://www.oliveropenpress.com/how.html


In other words, pay your own way and we collect when you hit the big time.

Yup - that's a liberal for you.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2012, 03:23:48 PM »
I would say that he is runner up for Nadin. No one is as stupid as her.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2012, 04:13:59 PM »
pay is <$10 an hour = one 0bama pony delivered!
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2012, 04:34:48 PM »
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Having no investment resources means that Oliver can't pay advances—and that it will in fact instead ask authors to pay for the readying of their own books for production.

Is that where nadin got the word "readying" ?
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2012, 04:38:38 PM »
Stupid doesn't even cover it.
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Re: MarianJack might be the stupidest DUmmy known to man
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2012, 04:39:30 PM »
I dunno, someone dumber than Beth?

That's like saying someone is more condescending than Nadin, or sluttier than Sarah, more incompetent than Pam, more ignorant than Anne, well you get the picture.

It would take some serious competition to knock them off of their respective perch's.
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