A DUmbass gets ten years for child endangerment, drug sales, and assault on a police officer. He gets put inot a cell with a giant redneck. The big redneck asks if the DUmbass wants to be the husband or the wife. The DUchebag can't believe his good luck and says he would like to be the husband. The Redneck says great now get over here and suck your wife's dick.