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Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« on: April 03, 2012, 03:50:28 PM »
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The 59-year-old Iowan was charged yesterday with criminal mischief after he was allegedly caught on videotape urinating on the office chairs of female coworkers, cops report.

Foley, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was fired last Monday from his job with the Iowa Farm Bureau, where he worked in the information technology department. According to a West Des Moines Police Department report, Foley’s IT post helped facilitate his chair soiling.

A Farm Bureau official told investigators that Foley had access to the Farm Bureau’s employee database, which contains photographs of workers. He would browse the database and “pick out attractive females and then on off hours, he would come into work, go to their desk, and urinate on their chairs.” ...


I bet the Bureau is flushed with success at solving that wee problem.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 03:57:41 PM »
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 04:19:40 PM »
Sometimes you don't realize urine a fight for your job.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 04:21:26 PM »
He'd have done better to mind his Pees and Qs. :cheers1:
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 04:24:17 PM »
the video that caught the perp definitely had a streaming quality.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 04:24:47 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 03, 2012, 04:21:26 PM
He'd have done better to mind his Pees and Qs. :cheers1:
As sung by Urethra Franklin.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 04:25:25 PM »
He had a golden opportunity to get up close and personal with some co-workers and whizzed it.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 04:29:50 PM »
He pissed off the wrong people.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 04:35:35 PM »
He's probably done it so many times that the DA will have to charge him on some sample counts.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 04:44:02 PM »
This guy hosed up so badly that he dribbles.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 05:06:36 PM »
I can see it now.


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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 06:41:13 PM »
"Off with his head--the lower one."
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 07:47:32 PM »
He was just a poor guy filled with something and vinegar.
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Re: Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 07:53:34 PM »
 Undoubtedly an Obama voter taking a piss test.....:hammer: ....an he failed.
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