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Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« on: April 03, 2012, 02:22:10 PM »
Ack!! Ack!! Tornado!
What to do? Who to ask?
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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:21 PM
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Tornado emergency for Dallas and Hutchins. Take cover now.

Footage on msnbc impressive.

Take cover.

South of Dallas tornado on the ground, unconfirmed.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002511891#post15
Thank God, nutcase nadin is on the job, guiding her little flock of lunatics to safety!


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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:27 PM
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2. Showing video south of Dallas

It appears to be tornado on the ground.

Johnson County is under tornado watch. Relatives of newsies are taking shelter. (Tamron Hall)

Reporter on ground is confirming second tornado on ground.

(typing for cube rats)

Transformers seem to have been hit.

Large area southern Dallas County, moving north east and actually touched ground.
 
She even cares for the least among us, the cube rats! She grieves when a sparrow falls!
   
 
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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:32 PM
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4. Moving east north at 25 mph

The weather guy says most damage would be to the east side...he fears very serious damage.

Reports of other tornadoes on the ground. Three warnings in progress.

North west side of Dallas metro

And one between Dallas and Ft Worth.

And the one on the air.

The one on air moving towards mesquite.

DUmpmonkeys too stupid to switch to The Weather Channel must feel so reassured to have nutcase nadin on the job.


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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:35 PM
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5. Debris was clear on the air

This is not going to be pretty.

Intersection of 45 and 20 if I got it right.

This is a tornado emergency, take cover now.
 
 

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7. Damage reports are coming in

Joshua county. Have not been able to confirm any damage, starting to do assestment.
 


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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:46 PM
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14. Stay safe

Me typing for cube rats. 

Be calm, my little cube rats, I'm here to protect you.


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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 12:57 PM
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7. Dallas Ft Worh Airport under emergency now.
Oh! No! Armageddon approaches! What to do? Save us, nadin!


What should we do? Guide us, nutcase nadin! We depend on you! We need your wisdom in our time of peril!
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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 01:00 PM
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29. Somebody take over, we need to go buy some stuff.

WHAT!! In our hour of greatest need?!? Nadin takes of on a WalMart run!?!?

 
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33. touchdown near dfw airport
Oh, no! From the reassuring authority of an arrogant paranoid nutcase, to a scatterbrained, mentally-ill steroid freak!
I'm switching to The Weather Channel.
 
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 02:28:39 PM »
Hey slut, you're in San Diego. I think the people in the DFW Metroplex already have this news and either know what to do or are listening to the news being told what to do, more likely the first one as they get tornadoes in that area ALL THE TIME. If they're on Democratic f'n Underground looking for advice, well, there's a reason we call you idiots "DUmbasses". How many tornadoes do you get there in San Diego, Nads?  Your narcissism and arrogance never seems to wane. :whatever:
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 02:48:43 PM »
Bitch probably has never actually seen a tornado outside if the tv set.  At least those of us here in the Midwest have either seen or survived one of them.  She needs her internet access cut. To much stupid flows from Nadino Wan Kenobi.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 03:24:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2012, 02:22:10 PM
Ack!! Ack!! Tornado!
What to do? Who to ask?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002511891#post15
Thank God, nutcase nadin is on the job, guiding her little flock of lunatics to safety!

 
She even cares for the least among us, the cube rats! She grieves when a sparrow falls!
   
 
DUmpmonkeys too stupid to switch to The Weather Channel must feel so reassured to have nutcase nadin on the job.

 
 
 

 
Be calm, my little cube rats, I'm here to protect you.

Oh! No! Armageddon approaches! What to do? Save us, nadin!


What should we do? Guide us, nutcase nadin! We depend on you! We need your wisdom in our time of peril!
WHAT!! In our hour of greatest need?!? Nadin takes of on a WalMart run!?!?

 Oh, no! From the reassuring authority of an arrogant paranoid nutcase, to a scatterbrained, mentally-ill steroid freak!
I'm switching to The Weather Channel.

Oh for ****in' cryin' out loud!

Does she really think she's providin' some kind of service? She's in ****in' San Diago ain't she?

Sumunabitch! I'm from Kansas! Spent quite a few years in OK And TX! The Weather Channel ain't shit! The locals actually have chasers and crews out there followin' these land hurricanes as they happen!

I was there for the "Big One" in OK back in '98 or '99. Can't remember exactly when it was, but it was the worst in a hundred years! My youngest sister was right in the path! If my parents hadn't sold their house a coupla years before, it woulda turned into a pile 'o bricks! Their whole old neighborhood looked like a WWII bombed out town! I saw cars nose down into $200,000 homes! 2 x 4's shot thru brick walls! Pavement erased down to the dirt like God just took an eraser and made them disappear! Can't remember the amount of lives lost.

The one i do remember was a Black woman with 2 young children at home that they looked for, for days.

They finally found her under a viaduct off the interstate where her car was completely flattened in the middle of debris where she had tried to save herself up under the abutments. Didn't work, I'm sorry to say. The community came together to make sure her little girls were taken care of until at least the end of high schrool.

We didn't wait for O'Bummer to give them a handout!

This twat has never ever been thru anything close to a tornado, unless it's when she's tryin' to flush her gigantic turds down the drain! I'll bet she hollers for someone to come take a look at those, too!

Unbelievable that she even tries to insert herself into Midwest emergencies, even though she has never been close to one!

I grew up there! **** you NadaBrain! Sit on it and twirl!

Damn this twat pisses me off when she does shit like this!
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 03:33:41 PM »
The bitch reminds of the nutcases in San Fransisco. They know everything about all areas of the country, but never left their street! Someone slap her.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 04:30:42 PM »
Thank goodness that the DUmmys bought all of that canned milk.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 05:59:29 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2012, 02:22:10 PM
DUmpmonkeys too stupid to switch to The Weather Channel must feel so reassured to have nutcase nadin on the job.

Yeah, that.

It's not about the tornado; it's all about nadin.

One wonders if she's cleaned her carpet yet.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 06:17:42 PM »
Actually Nadin is doing a service considering DUmmies only watch John Stewart for the news. If he isn't on the air, DUmmies are clueless.

Hmmm. I take that back. Its NOT a service. The DUmmies reading Nads thread, have 30,000+ posts are already in the shelter of Mom's basement still typing away (daring the lightning to follow the wires and blow them away). 
so at best this is redundant.

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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 06:20:15 PM »
Nads, dearest, a little advice, if I may:

You don't know shit.  You've likely never SEEN a tornado.  I have, albeit infrequently.  I have them more often here in NH than you'll ever know in CA.  I'll leave it to your uber-Google skillz to determine why.

Oh, and while I know my way around the Metroplex, don't think for a second that I'd try to tell anyone how to get around without a GPS.  It's like you telling me how to get around the LA Basin.  You can try, but you'd just look stupid as a result.

Kinda like now.

Oh, and I dare say I know large areas of San Diego better than you as well.  Just sayin.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 06:48:38 PM »
I wonder if nadin has several TV's in her room, all tuned to different channels?

I think that Nadin needs a sign off statement.


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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 06:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 03, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
I wonder if nadin has several TV's in her room, all tuned to different channels?
nadin was the one that told Johnson to put televisions in the Oval Office.

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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 06:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 03, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
I wonder if nadin has several TV's in her room, all tuned to different channels?

I think that Nadin needs a sign off statement.


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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 07:55:48 PM »
It was kinda cool how after she got everybody all caught up in the excitement, though.

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29. Somebody take over, we need to go buy some stuff.

Yeah Nadin, like, I'm tired of typing now, one of you other goof take over. I gotta go shopping.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 08:31:35 PM »
With all the nadin wisdom aside, sending a prayer up for the people caught up in those twisters for a speedy recovery.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2012, 09:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 03, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
I wonder if nadin has several TV's in her room, all tuned to different channels?
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2012, 09:06:03 PM »
All mirrors and TV cameras point at nadin.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2012, 09:06:49 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 03, 2012, 09:06:03 PM
All mirrors and TV cameras point at nadin.
I hope they're all wide-screen.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2012, 09:13:40 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 03, 2012, 09:06:49 PM
I hope they're all wide-screen.
More like Imax
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2012, 09:15:17 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on April 03, 2012, 09:13:40 PM
More like Imax
4D. We're gonna need to use that extra dimension.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2012, 09:16:33 PM »
My friend girl that's flying in for Masters lives in Ft Worth and is a traveling drug dealer. I knew all this shit before Nadin's dumbass did and Nadin? People there know WTF to do. Maybe not your fellow DUmbasses, but most of the people do as most people in the area aren't DUmbasses, save TammyWammy.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2012, 09:26:03 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 03, 2012, 09:06:03 PM
All mirrors and TV cameras point at nadin.
It is said the camera adds ten pounds.  How many cameras do you suppose are pointing at her?
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2012, 09:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 03, 2012, 09:26:03 PM
It is said the camera adds ten pounds.  How many cameras do you suppose are pointing at her?
3D wasn't enough, all three were full. 4D is now required.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2012, 10:43:44 PM »
She's over a thousand miles away, and goes into panic mode?
Nads, listen, that's just an hour up the road.
They're already aware of it.
Stop trying to be a such important little fat scrunt.
You fail. Big time, you fail.

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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2012, 03:01:03 AM »
Hey NadaBrain, unlike you bumped up against the noisy freeway in SD, I've actually been dealing with these tornados in the Metroplex all day.  We don't need your shit suggestions of MRE's or any other bullshit that you can come up with in your fantasy world of having been some sort of Mexican superhero EMS body bag jockey.  We train for this, plan for this and prepare for this type of event all the time.  We don't need the Dark Knight to ride into town on his horse named FEMA to **** things up and get in the way of us dealing with this.  This is tornado alley so we are well aware and well prepared.  Kindly go **** yourself and go be useless somewhere else you shit-for-brains retard.

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Re: Nutcase nadin Guides Her Lunatic Flock To Safety
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2012, 08:08:00 AM »
Well I'm taking cover, afterall nadin has told us all to. Not quite sure why a tornado in Texas would affect southern England...but nadin is the fount of all knowledge, especially on natural disasters.
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