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How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« on: April 02, 2012, 04:35:49 PM »
How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/how_keith_drove_network_bonkers_InAQLvj4vD0Jd2n3VFE3rO#ixzz1qsmDLFQu

Talk about a spoiled brat!  :mental:
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 04:40:43 PM »
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Suits at Al Gore’s fledgling cable network sacked the temperamental man-of-the-people after a series of on-the-job clashes, including the diva’s outrageous run of car services, network sources told The Post yesterday.

“Current went through eight different [limo] companies with Keith. Each and every time . . . he didn’t like them,” a network insider said.

“One time it was that the drivers talked to him, he did not like that the driver saw fit to speak to him. The other time he complained that the driver smelled.”
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 05:35:22 PM »
Olbermann is such a pompous douchebag.

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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 05:37:19 PM »
Olbermann is such a pompous douchebag.
He is so much better than the little people. I can't wait to see how he adapts when he is one.
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 05:53:20 PM »
The intelligent elite feel so entitled to a free ride at our expense that they don't even bother to learn to drive.

Just wait until he tries to hire people to push his wheelchair.... :rotf:
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 06:05:27 PM »
The intelligent elite feel so entitled to a free ride at our expense that they don't even bother to learn to drive.

Just wait until he tries to hire people to push his wheelchair.... :rotf:
Over a cliff, like he says all conservatives do ?
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2012, 06:35:48 PM »
Olbermann was  going to do a podcast and let iTunes offer it for free, but the turned him down saying it was a waste of bandwidth. That was a joke.

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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2012, 08:33:39 PM »
How long does it get to be called "fledgling?" It's been around since 2005, or so.
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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2012, 08:46:13 PM »
How long does it get to be called "fledgling?" It's been around since 2005, or so.

Probably until it ceases to be a net loss on it's principal stock holders' 1040 reports.

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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2012, 09:47:50 PM »
Who?

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Re: How Keith ‘drove’ a network bonkers
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2012, 10:23:15 PM »
The intelligent elite feel so entitled to a free ride at our expense that they don't even bother to learn to drive.

Just wait until he tries to hire people to push his wheelchair.... :rotf:

I seem to remember that Keith has some kind of condition, no depth perception, unable to drive.  But still, a major douchebag.
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