Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn (New DUFU)

[Charles Henrickson]

New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-12 (Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn)

[Karin]

I had a very busy weekend, so I didn't hear about any of this.  Here's a funny comment from the DUmp:

bbgrunt (3,589 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

38. the reason that Keith

keeps losing employers is because he has an honesty and integrity that just isn't compatible with the objectives of corporate media and he refuses to give in. We have been incredibly blessed to have had him on the corporate media for so long. I sure hope he finds a way to continue getting his views out to the public.

  Need some kneepads? 

[Chris_]

Are you sure this wasn't recycled from the LAST time he got fired from a job?

[DefiantSix]

bbgrunt (3,589 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

38. the reason that Keith

keeps losing employers is because he has an honesty and integrity that just isn't compatible with the objectives of corporate media and he refuses to give in. We have been incredibly blessed to have had him on the corporate media for so long. I sure hope he finds a way to continue getting his views out to the public.

Actually, DUmbshit, he keeps getting fired because his approach to WORKING and EARNING those princely sums is almost identical to the average primitive's on Skin's Island of Misfit ****-ups.  I really, seriously want to know which of you pathetic oxygen thieves is IRL Keith Olbermann, because I find it absolutely incredible to believe that the most visible ****-up in the last 40 years hasn't found a home among all you kindred spirits.

[Gina]

bbgrunt (3,589 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

38. the reason that Keith

keeps losing employers is because he has an honesty and integrity that just isn't compatible with the objectives of corporate media and he refuses to give in. We have been incredibly blessed to have had him on the corporate media for so long. I sure hope he finds a way to continue getting his views out to the public.

He was fired because of breach of contract such as not fulfilling his duties in advertising.  Man! I never have seen such dribble.

[Big Dog]

Keef could take Rosie O'Donut's seat on the Oprah Network. He'd only use half of it at a time.

Keef's 6 viewers could follow, and double Oprah's numbers.

[Maxiest]

He was fired because of breach of contract such as not fulfilling his duties in advertising.  Man! I never have seen such dribble.

Which means his ratings where so low that they couldn't sell advertising.  His ratings where so low because he sucks and nobody watches him except a few of you at DU.

[Kyle Ricky]

Maybe he do like Glenn Beck and start his own internet tv station.

[DefiantSix]

Maybe he do like Glenn Beck and start his own internet tv station.

That would require him having an opinion that somebody else wants to hear.

edit:  Personally, I just want to know what his DUmp callsign is...

[Kyle Ricky]

That would require him having an opinion that somebody else wants to hear.

edit:  Personally, I just want to know what his DUmp callsign is...

Yeah, that is true. There aren't too many people who want to hear his opinion. I say he just get a job selling thesauruses. He seems to know his way around one of those.

[DefiantSix]

Yeah, that is true. There aren't too many people who want to hear his opinion. I say he just get a job selling thesauruses. He seems to know his way around one of those.

Besides, the other major problem with Ãœbertard following the Beck model in an effort to stay on the air, is that Glenn Beck has done it using HIS OWN MONEY.  Everybody knows, "liberal experiments" are always fueled by OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.