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Offline MoshMasterD

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If I win the lottery tonight...
« on: March 30, 2012, 09:11:51 PM »
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If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million into a fund to elect democrats

100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 09:14:11 PM »
Quote from: MoshMasterD on March 30, 2012, 09:11:51 PM
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Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.

Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 09:15:49 PM »
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13. my "if"...

If I win- (after taxes) I will take 10 million for myself and family (friends, too), and put the remainder in a Trust to be used for Medicare- but ONLY if the program is made available to everyone.

Wohoo health care for all, for about 5 seconds.

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15. $10 mil to go to Planned Parenthood. That's my if. n/t

You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 09:16:38 PM »
Wow, a WCGreen post and Cal Peg hasn't replied?  She's usually the first to chime in when he opens his pie-hole, he makes her moist.  
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 09:16:57 PM »
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 09:17:19 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 30, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
Perhaps.  Right now I'm just waiting to see if there is a DUchebagger willing to donate some winnings to Steve Dawes campaign.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 09:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.

Probably Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the Horse with no Name primitive, would use up most of it.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 09:18:22 PM »
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If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million into a fund to elect democrats

100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

Way too many words in this post to capture the meaning.  Primitive could have written...

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If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million to a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

... and said the exact same thing.

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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 09:19:30 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 30, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
When I was very young I was confused as to what "priceless" mean and thought it meant the same as "worthless."

If I were three, I would say Skin's Island was priceless.

Actually, in the secret hands of an invisible conservative, it would be worth quite a bit.

I wonder if the Koch Bros. fund Skins?
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 09:24:44 PM »
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If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million into a fund to elect democrats
I wonder what WCGreen's position is on the Citizen's United case or the public funding of federal elections.

I think DUmmies are immune to irony.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 10:07:57 PM »
Here's the winning numbers:

2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 10:09:34 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:07:57 PM
Here's the winning numbers:

2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.

WOHOO!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!

Ok I didn't really, but that sounded good.  :-)
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 10:12:37 PM »
DUmmies will crap when I give the NRA a huge paycheck to their cause. Then buy out a few guns stores in the process. The National Guard wont have shit on me.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 10:13:09 PM »
I only got 2 numbers.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 10:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:13:09 PM
I only got 2 numbers.

you only need one set of six to win. I myself have ten.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 10:21:44 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

Not me, I might pay to have her hole sewed shut, but that's about as far as I would go with that skank!

Quote from: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:13:09 PM
I only got 2 numbers.

That's all I have and more than any other girl I know, even "Toots", but I usually have to check her once in a while.

(ducks and runs)

Quote from: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:13:09 PM
I only got 2 numbers.

Heh, ya musta saw it in the wind, huh?
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 10:25:24 PM »
I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 10:26:19 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 30, 2012, 10:25:24 PM
I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
I would move them to one of those islands that tips over.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 10:29:44 PM »
Ah well, maybe it'll go another round. Olbermann is safe for now. If I had won I was planning to buy up every house in his neighborhood -except his- and lease them all out for $1 per year to the wearers o' the hood. :-)
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 10:41:53 PM »
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 10:44:25 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 30, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
It's a liberal.  Were you expecting something else? :p

If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay?  If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 10:56:29 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 30, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
It's a liberal.  Were you expecting something else? :p

If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay?  If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.

If a DUmmie wins, that makes them an EVIL 1%-er!!!!!
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 11:43:54 PM »


Live it up, DUmmies.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2012, 12:03:37 AM »
You have to be in it to win it, and lose it.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2012, 01:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

Hell, I'd pay for her to get a hysterectomy if I won.
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