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Offline Rebel

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My theme song
« on: March 29, 2012, 11:09:16 PM »
Well, if I actually had a girl, that is.  :-)




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(lurking DUmbasses, I've been married twice. Unlike you idiots, I have no problems getting a girl. THIS time, I'm being selective.)
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 06:24:34 AM »
I'm buying a Stepford Wife when they hit the Sears catalog.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 08:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 30, 2012, 06:24:34 AM
I'm buying a Stepford Wife when they hit the Sears catalog.

Lots of luck my dear, Woman have been looking for a Stepford husband  and when they find him they do not RESEPCT him.   
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 08:51:22 AM »
Also been married twice.  :panic:

I think I am going to get a mail order wife this next go around.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 08:59:15 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on March 30, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Also been married twice.  :panic:

I think I am going to get a mail order wife this next go around.

Twice here too.  Too much to gamble on to get "third time is a charm" vs "three strikes and you are out."
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 09:21:42 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 30, 2012, 08:59:15 AM
Twice here too.  Too much to gamble on to get "third time is a charm" vs "three strikes and you are out."

Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 09:38:37 AM »
I was married for 11 years.  And would have remained married the rest of my life is she hadn't gone off the deep end.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 10:04:15 AM »
My wife and I will hit 11 years in a few months.  First marriage for both of us--and if we have our way, the only marriage for either one of us.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 10:41:30 AM »
25 years with this one, all before were just in some cases a short time fling.   11 years with one that did not like kids, What to say. never a dull moment.  2 died and broke my heart.   

This does not mean not going on, searching for the right mate, Darn but life is full of surprises.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 10:57:01 AM »
I don't plan on marrying again if I ever get divorced.  Been with him since 93 and I think I need some time to myself if I depart the marriage.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 11:03:47 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 30, 2012, 10:57:01 AM
I don't plan on marrying again if I ever get divorced.  Been with him since 93 and I think I need some time to myself if I depart the marriage.

Would you consider FWB?   :whistling:
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 11:07:54 AM »
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 11:08:51 AM »
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"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 11:09:15 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on March 30, 2012, 09:21:42 AM
Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.

You & the wife are definitely an exemplary couple. Congratulation to you both and my God continue to shine his grace upon you.

My marriage lasted 24 yrs. I to was amongst the crowd to declare it would last forever, evidently it takes a wee bit more than declaring to make it so.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on March 30, 2012, 11:08:51 AM
Friends With Benefits.  :whistling:

Awwwww entitlement mentality.......   :rofl:
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 12:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 30, 2012, 11:27:40 AM
Awwwww entitlement mentality.......   :rofl:

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 12:16:11 PM »
In my experience, women have a 5 year shelf life.  :popcorn:
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 12:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 30, 2012, 12:16:11 PM
In my experience, women have a 5 year shelf life.  :popcorn:

Your experience meaning they can't put up with you for longer than 5 years  :bird:
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 01:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on March 30, 2012, 11:09:15 AM
You & the wife are definitely an exemplary couple. Congratulation to you both and my God continue to shine his grace upon you.

My marriage lasted 24 yrs. I to was amongst the crowd to declare it would last forever, evidently it takes a wee bit more than declaring to make it so.

Thanks. I never declared it would last for any time, and I'm often confused as to why she's still with me.

I guess commitment and trust say it all.

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 01:03:19 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on March 30, 2012, 01:02:04 PM
Thanks. I never declared it would last for any time, and I'm often confused as to why she's still with me.

I guess commitment and trust say it all.

Good life insurance policy  :lmao:
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 01:31:42 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 30, 2012, 12:57:58 PM
Your experience meaning they can't put up with you for longer than 5 years  :bird:

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 02:46:16 PM »
Been married twice and if this one ends before I go into the ground, I won't do it again.  I am proof that someone will learn if you hit them often and hard enough.

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 03:04:04 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on March 30, 2012, 02:46:16 PM
Been married twice and if this one ends before I go into the ground, I won't do it again.  I am proof that someone will learn if you hit them often and hard enough.

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Re: My theme song
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 03:07:48 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6pCKGdroho[/youtube]

The Greatest generation is often spoke of as being the Greatest generation because they fought & won a War. That was just part of it. They knew the meaning of and lived commitment. Hardships weren't an excuse for escapism but a reason to try harder.

I have a world of respect for couples that are married for years & years & years. I know there time together hasn't always been easy but they stuck it out and survived most likely making their union stronger and more meaningful.

I think the biggest injury to marriages nowadays beyond the idiocy of no fault Divorces is the idea that marriages are a 50/50 partnership. If you are only contributing 50 % you are not trying hard enough.
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Re: My theme song
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 03:24:13 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on March 30, 2012, 09:21:42 AM
Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.

We have been married for 25 years, I was 20 and he was 21 when we got married. If we live long enough, we will make it to 48.  :wink:
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