Have you ever wondered the difference between the two.
Well here it is:
There was this loving granfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7 year old grandaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time--pancakes, ice cream, candy--just him and his grandaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really did not feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take her for the drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. Well, did you enjoy your ride,?" "Not really, Pa Pa, it was really boring. We did not see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslin camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
