DUmmies FUnnies: DUmmies Worry About Changing Trayvon Martin "Narrative"

[Chris_]

DUmmies FUnnies: DUmmies Worry About Changing Trayvon Martin "Narrative"

Once again, the DUmmies have crawled out on a limb with their preconceived script and as usual it is being sawed off behind them by the TRUTH. In the case of the DUmmies, they think it is a changing "narrative." See, in the original DUmmie fiction script, angry "white hispanic," George Zimmerman gunned down in cold blood innocent fresh-faced youngster Trayvon Martin with absolutely NO provocation. Unfortunately for the DUmmie script, facts have now crept in and we found out that Trayvon was suspended from school three times in the past year including at the time he was shot. Although the usual photo of Trayvon shows a smiling little kid, that pic was several years old since he was over 6 feet tall at the time he was shot and had gold teeth. However, Trayvon Martin did have the soul of a sensitive poet as revealed by his Twitter tweets revealed by the DAILY CALLER. Here is an example of Trayvon, with his Twitter pen name of “NO_LIMIT_NIGGA,” revealing his romantic side:

f*ck a bitch. any bitch. who you want. take yo pick, but you gone have to take yo time.

Oh, and now it turns out that our dear young sensitive poet attacked Zimmerman with a punch to the nose followed by beating his head on the ground. Had the neighborhood watch captain not shot Trayvon he likely would have been the dead one or at the very least suffered brain damage.

Now that these facts are coming out, the DUmmies are worried about how the "narrative" has changed in this DUmmie THREAD, "I'm detecting that the media is beginning to change the Trayvon Martin case narrative," and this THREAD, "Multiple suspensions paint complicated portrait of Trayvon Martin." So let us now watch the DUmmies as they take notice of the Trayvon Martin limb being sawed off behind them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sending his hoodie to the cleaners, is in the [brackets].

DUmmie FUnnies

Tune in, turn on, and drop out.

[Airwolf]

It's not the MSM that's changing things.  It's the truth. Deal with it.

[obumazombie]

Timothy Leary alert !

[GOBUCKS]

Just wait til it comes out that Sandra Fluke is pregnant with Trayvon's child.

[thundley4]

I just wish that people would stop calling him a "neighborhood watch" captain. 

[Elspeth]

Just wait til they find out that Zimmerman's "pursuit" was only 25 seconds long and was completed 1 minute and 32 seconds BEFORE the end of Zimmerman's call to the police.

Wait til they find out that there was only about a minute between the end of George's call and the first call to 911 by neighbors reporting the struggle.

Wait til they find out that Trayvon had actually approached Zimmerman's SUV for more than a minute--while he was on the phone with the police--before breaking into a run.

They're gonna read this timeline and weep. (Times below are Minutes:Seconds format.)


0.00: (approx. 7:00 pm): Zimmerman's call to non-emergency dispatch.  He is in his vehicle

0.58-2:06: Trayvon approaches Zimmerman's vehicle.

2.06: Trayvon changes his mind and starts to run. Zimmerman still in his SUV.

2.10: Zimmerman gets out of his car. (2.10-2.14)

2:14-2:39: Zimmerman pursues Trayvon on foot.  He is winded.  Huffing and puffing.  (Windedness: 2.20-2.45 on the tape)

2.23: Dispatch asks if Zimmerman is in pursuit.

2.26: "We don't need you to do this."

2.39: Trayvon completely disappears.  Zimmerman no longer sees him.

2.39-2.45: Zimmerman's breathing calms down

2:45-4.11: Zimmerman and dispatch discuss where to meet police officer; Zimmerman gives his name and address, but registers fear that Trayvon might still be around somewhere. Clearly he doesn't see him or know where he is.

4.11-5.11 (approx): Unclear.  Zimmerman claims he walked back to van and Trayvon attacked him.

5.11 (approx): First 911 calls from neighbors start.


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Here's George's call:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL72w 4xiTVU

Time it out yourself.

[DLR Pyro]

Just wait til it comes out that Sandra Fluke is pregnant with Trayvon's child.

Damn. If the wingnuts would have just let her have her birth control.

[GOBUCKS]

Damn. If the wingnuts would have just let her have her birth control.

If Sandra Fluke has a son, he'll look just like Obama.