Vesta, an Espresso machine is a wonderful way to get your daily required caffeine vitamins. Work it right you can even get you chocolate vitamins in, so much easier that taking two Hershey Kisses first thing in the morning.
Vitamins come in all sorts and sizes. I like pizza vitamins the best. Its easy to supplement you diet with vitamins. When I drink hot chocolate, I always drop a few marshmallow vitamins in for good measure.
That said, Espresso machines don't exist in the third world and that's pretty sad. But its probably OK since they would overdo the caffeine vitamins and all their hair would fall out like Ron Howard. All his hair fell out when he was like 14. I don't think they had Espresso machines back then, but you get my point. All things in moderation.
kinda sad about Ron Howard. He was Opie, you know. Opie was such a good boy. But I'm thinking you can tell even then that Opie was wearing a toupee. This is why Ron Howard went into directing, ever since Kojack was canceled there really hasn't been many opening for bald guys. I really don't understand why cause girls always say bald guys are all sessy and stuff. Maybe the gals are just lying because their husbands are bald and they don't want their husbands to feel bad.
I always wonder what happened to that Ronco product of spray on hair. It wasn't really hair but just spray paint. But even little old ladies with sparse hair were getting their heads sprayed. From the camera angle it sure looked good. And this is really what we need to help unemployment. We ship Espresso machines to the third world and sell them spray on hair when they all go bald. Its a win/win situation. So OK, don't pay attention to me when I say all things in moderation. thus is really what we need, and it could even save Ron Howard's career. Henry Winkler kept all his hair cause he drank beer, and now he produces Ghost Hunters. Maybe I should stay with the moderation thing cause Ghost Hunters only looks good when you are drunk. otherwise its just some guys in old buildings at night. Still its pretty cheap, but we don't need cheap because it doesn't employ as many people as Spray on Hair would.
So, in short I think we can help the third world at the same time as helping unemployment, but only in right to work states, because you can't help baldness in the third world if workers are on strike. Sure workers have the right to organize, but only in moderation, right? So only 12% of the workers should belong to the union, or 24% if the union is only half as powerful. we have weekends off because of unions, thanks guys! So it's a good thing that we don't have to break a union if they only have 12-24 percent of the workers. But a half strength union might be interesting because they couldn't strike all day, they would have to make yup their time at work, so they would take turns striking for 2 hours and working for 10--that way they could get a full 8 hours in and still not lose any pay. Another win/win situation!
Still I hope they do a better job making Espressos and spray on hair cause unions do a lousy job making cars.
