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You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« on: March 27, 2012, 02:53:35 PM »
No, not his parents who seemed to neither know nor care that he was smoking dope and vandalizing schools or playing "No Limits Nigga" on Twitter.

No, it wasn't his peer group that encouraged this sort of behavior.

No, it isn't society that is so overwhelmed and diluted that it won't set standards for how children ought to act.

No, my friends, the reall killer was...

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Always Low-morals Wal-Mart helped kill Trayvon Martin.

According to Thom Hartmann, Wal-Mart used it's position in the extreme right-wing lobbying group ALEC to get this "stand-your-ground" law passed. See, Wal-Mart is the biggest seller of guns in America. But they don't want the liability that comes from selling guns to someone who might use a gun to kill an innocent man.

With this cold-blooded murder allowed by Wal-Mart's "stand-your-ground" law, they are accessories. They were standing with Zimmerman as he pulled the trigger. I encourage people to continue to boycott this immoral corporation that continues to harm Americans in every way possible. Tell them to get out of our government.

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2. I hear Wal-Mart also sells hoodies ...

maybe they contributed that way to Trayvon Martin being shot ...

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6. Very few, if any...

Wal-Marts sell handguns (the category of firearm most applicable to stand your ground situations).

Epic fail for Hartmann and anyone whom is misled by his nonsense.

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7. I really really wanted you to be wrong

But it appears Walmart does not sell handguns outside of Alaska. Or at least that's what a perusal of the internet would indicate. 

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8. Is it false that they lobbied for that law?

Seeing as the fear of an Obama gun control scheme is driving more sales than SYG hartmann is an idiot.

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 03:03:01 PM »
Yeah, I saw this over there a little while ago.

I am just waiting for "It's Bush's Fault." 

Then I know the hype will be complete.
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 03:09:13 PM »
Yeah, I saw this over there a little while ago.

I am just waiting for "It's Bush's Fault." 

Then I know the hype will be complete.

Jeb Bush signed SYG into law.
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 03:12:13 PM »
Jeb Bush signed SYG into law.

Should have known...   :panic:
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 03:12:45 PM »
Yeah, I saw this over there a little while ago.

I am just waiting for "It's Bush's Fault." 

Then I know the hype will be complete.

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3. This goes right back to Jeb Bush, who signed it into law.

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 03:18:00 PM »
When did the Bush Family buy stock in WAL-MART? :???:
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 05:15:36 PM »
I have to confess. I kiiled Trayvon Martin. It was my damn don't care attitude coupled with the vigilante mindset...damn my busy mind. Come and get me. :fuelfire:


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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 05:18:00 PM »



     A registered Democrat killed Trayvon. That's all I need to know.


   
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 05:24:56 PM »
Walmart did it??2?
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 05:28:32 PM »
Jeb did it, but only because W told him to.

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 05:35:37 PM »
Actually Skittles killed him.  If the kid wasn't out at 7-11 for candy, none of this would have happened.  So I suggest suing Skittles (which is making a fortune this week on the dead Trayvon) and suing 7-11 for having Skittles. 

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 05:51:08 PM »
It's cool that innocent li'l Trayvon's father, speaking to a group of 0bamaite congressmen today, has a big ol' neck tattoo.

Wonder how he's survived this long.

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 06:02:58 PM »
If I have to answer the question, my three suspects are:












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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 06:08:53 PM »
I'll take door number three.
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2012, 06:17:33 PM »
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 06:22:15 PM »
It's cool that innocent li'l Trayvon's father, speaking to a group of 0bamaite congressmen today, has a big ol' neck tattoo.

Wonder how he's survived this long.

Useless without pictures!

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 06:33:58 PM »
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 06:55:15 PM »
I'm going with either

a. Rush Limbaugh, who put a contract out on him knowing it would draw national attention away from Slutgate.

or

b. Global warming denialists, who have delayed action on climate change resulting in it raining that night which caused Martin to pull his hoodie hood up thus giving him a suspicious appearance.

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c. The High Fructose Corn Syrup lobby which keeps the addictive substance in candies such as Skittles, without which he would've probably stayed in that night eating rice cakes.

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d. George Bush, who if he hadn't stolen the election, would have allowed us a President who would have done away with the internal combustion engine thus preventing Zimmerman from stalking people in his car.
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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 07:09:36 PM »
I'm going with either

a. Rush Limbaugh, who put a contract out on him knowing it would draw national attention away from Slutgate.

or

b. Global warming denialists, who have delayed action on climate change resulting in it raining that night which caused Martin to pull his hoodie hood up thus giving him a suspicious appearance.

or

c. The High Fructose Corn Syrup lobby which keeps the addictive substance in candies such as Skittles, without which he would've probably stayed in that night eating rice cakes.

or

d. George Bush, who if he hadn't stolen the election, would have allowed us a President who would have done away with the internal combustion engine thus preventing Zimmerman from stalking people in his car.

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Re: You know who really killed Trayvon Martin?
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 07:11:45 PM »
Zimmerman was a Walmartian ?
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