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I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« on: March 27, 2012, 11:41:36 AM »
PT = Physical Training, calisthetics, exercise


So, I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business, not bothering anyone when an offcier walks up to my desk.

OFFICER: We should consolidate all these PT sign-out rosters into one notebook. You can find some under Major Peterson's desk.

ME (chuckling): I don't think Major Peterson does PT very often.

(pause)

OFFICER: I meant the notebooks.

ME: Ri-i-ight.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 04:14:06 PM »
  :rofl:

I would somehow get in trouble, I'm sure, with all the military acronyms.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 08:45:20 AM »
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So, I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business...

Riiiiiiigggghhhhhtttt.

 ::)

 :-)
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 28, 2012, 08:45:20 AM
Riiiiiiigggghhhhhtttt.

 ::)

 :-)

Don't you just wish I was an NCO for you?

We would've had such good time.

Well, I would at least.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 01:42:49 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
Don't you just wish I was an NCO for you?

We would've had such good time.

Well, I would at least.

We both would, just not at the same time!

 :-)
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 01:47:52 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 28, 2012, 01:42:49 PM
We both would, just not at the same time!

 :-)

Sounds too much like marriage.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 01:49:25 PM »
Maybe it's marriage that sounds too much like the Army...

 :popcorn:
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 01:54:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 28, 2012, 01:49:25 PM
Maybe it's marriage that sounds too much like the Army...

 :popcorn:

Well, you could always get out of a bad marriage by claiming you're gay.

The army won't even give you that these days.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2012, 08:32:40 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 28, 2012, 01:54:32 PM
Well, you could always get out of a bad marriage by claiming you're gay.

The army won't even give you that these days.

You can still get out of the Army by getting fat, though, and it won't even remotely work to duck out on a marriage.  It's a wash.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 12:13:55 PM »
An officer walks up and in a booming, boisterous voice asks, "So, sarge; are you livin' the dream?"

"It's more like a wet dream. sir.

"And the Army is like your mom who wakes you up and tells you it's time to go to school just before you get to the good part."
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 12:34:37 PM »
You two should get a foxhole.












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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2012, 08:24:36 PM »
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2012, 12:40:42 PM »
Wineslob, that just ain't right. :lmao:
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2012, 02:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 27, 2012, 12:34:37 PM
You two should get a foxhole.












 :-)
More like a slit trench.
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Re: I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 10:07:17 PM »
A officer sticks his big ol' head into my space.


OFFICER: He Sgt Bunny! Ya livin' the dream?

ME: Yes sir!

Only it's more like a wet dream.

And the Army is like your mom who wakes you up and tells you it's time to go to school just before you get to the good part.
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