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Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« on: March 26, 2012, 07:57:54 PM »
Whoopie! Flies and Pop-My-Panda needs help in coming up with a tagline for her goofy bumpersticker!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002475314

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lies and propaganda

Need Slogan Help concerning the recent attack on Womens Rights, thanks!

I just found an amazing deal on 2000 stickers and combine that with the righteous anger I have over the continued attacks on womens health rights and I have a new project on my hands.

I have some pretty lofty goals, including press packets to send to Senators, etc.

But I am drawing such a blank on the text. Needing it to convey so much, yet say so little is proving impossible.

The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.


Could you guys weigh in, at all? A fresh perspective from people I politically respect the hell out of, would be gRAND.

(hmmm... I wonder if gRAND is a subtle nod to Rand Paul...??)

OK... from the friends of http://www.electstevedawes.com, we should be able to come up with excellent ideas for Flies. I'm sure if we put our collective heads together, we can give her something to send to her senators and whatnot to paste on the bumpers of their Volvos and their Prii (plural for prius).

I have faith in y'alls!!!
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 08:10:19 PM »
Copahoe.   

Doesn't even need a picture.    :rotf:
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 08:14:23 PM »
I thought of one...

"This hootch is made for lockin'..." Nancy Sinatra style...
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 08:44:48 PM »
Cash For Sluts was over two weeks ago. In Fluketime that's like twenty boyfriends ago. No longer on the radar.

Now it's all about poor li'l Trayvon.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 08:48:28 PM »
Let me get this straight. The DUmmie needs an idea for an idea?  :???:
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 08:52:02 PM »
Oh Lord please help us and protect us from these freaks...Amen.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 08:53:21 PM »
THE NEW FEMINISM:

Dress in a heap

Panties in a wad



Quote from: thundley4 on March 26, 2012, 08:48:28 PM
Let me get this straight. The DUmmie needs an idea for an idea?  :???:

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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 09:05:25 PM »
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The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.

I don't understand her message.

From what I can gather, she wants to sell these panties to Democrat women, who will primarily have Democrat partners (male or female). I assume the reader will be in some sense intimate with the wearer, or at least friendly. What does she want these liberal girly-men and bull dykes to do differently?

The message says, "if you take away our rights, we'll take away your sex". Does she mean that the wearer fears her partner will take away her rights? Is she saying Democrats are taking away women's rights? The wearer will withhold sex from Republican men if they take away her rights, but will have sex with them if they don't?

And what's up with "we"? Does she expect Democratic women to share these magic panties, and share the same partner? Polygamy and magic undies- sounds kinda Mormon to me.

Clarity, woman, clarity. Like I said to Steve Dawes of www.electstevedawes.com, control the message.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 09:14:49 PM »
I'm still wondering what "rights" are being taken away here.

Last time I checked, if someone else is paying for it, that pretty much means it ain't a "right".
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2012, 09:33:09 PM »
My slogan:  The combination is the PIN # on your EBT card.

God, you idiots make this too easy.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2012, 09:52:41 PM »
I'm  still working on why you send a press packet to a Senator.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2012, 09:59:13 PM »
Here's your bumper sticker, DUmmie!



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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2012, 10:04:01 PM »
Fluke Happens?

Bull Fluke?
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 04:33:07 AM »
H5s to Bally and GOP C for their contributions to this.  Pretty funny!
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2012, 04:45:40 AM »
Sandra Fluke and Cindy Sheehan should write a book.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 05:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 27, 2012, 04:45:40 AM
Sandra Fluke and Cindy Sheehan should write a book.
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Probably would market it to children.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 06:00:22 AM »
"I can't give it away so I'm cutting you off."....sounds logical to me.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 07:04:16 AM »
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The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.

I'm pretty chilled and libertarian and don't want to ban much - but the sight of a DUmmy with a slogan like that could get me on board for banning contraceptives...
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 07:25:33 AM »
I'm sure the folks at Masterlock will be interested in this.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 07:45:32 AM »
Quote from:
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Fitting user name.

How about some truth and accuracy instead.  Go with "Liberalism Trumps 1st Amendment Religious Rights."

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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2012, 08:44:29 AM »
Oh they are the worst slogan writers in the world.  Do you want to see what they came up with?

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11. Thank you for shrinking government so it will fit in my uterus.

Now tell me, it is flushable? 
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14. If I wanted a Republican in my vagina I would date one
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2012, 08:51:54 AM »
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14. If I wanted a Republican in my vagina I would date one

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's funny I don't care who you are.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2012, 08:53:16 AM »
A pudlock, eh?
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »
I stay out of your vagina if you stay out of my wallet but I use what I buy.
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Re: Help a Flukie Sister out with her Bumper Sticker!
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2012, 03:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on March 27, 2012, 08:51:54 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's funny I don't care who you are.

Yeah, that was pretty funny.   :rofl:
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