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Offline Ptarmigan

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Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« on: March 26, 2012, 07:33:23 PM »
Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
http://www.ajc.com/news/north-fulton/home-of-roswell-chicken-1398695.html

Terrorism by bunnies.  :argh: :argh:
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 07:36:26 PM »
Police described the scene as, "succulent."
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 07:36:58 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 26, 2012, 07:36:26 PM
Police described the scene as, "succulent."

We will hunt down the bunnies and execute these beasts.
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 08:54:05 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
We will hunt down the bunnies and execute these beasts.
But the chickens were on a 10 day suspension for MJ possession...
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 10:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 26, 2012, 08:54:05 PM
But the chickens were on a 10 day suspension for MJ possession...

Please don't egg him on.
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 10:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
We will hunt down the bunnies and execute these beasts.
One rabbit stew coming up...
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Run away...
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 10:53:17 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on March 26, 2012, 10:10:57 PM
Please don't egg him on.

If bunnies can do that to chickens and ptarmigans, humans are next.
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 01:29:26 AM »
Well, we better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's DYNAMITE!
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 08:33:38 AM »
I've soiled my armor!   :lmao:
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 11:29:57 AM »
It's too bad they didn't have time to grill the Chicken Man before the big explosion. He might've been talked down from his perch.
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 06:34:02 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 27, 2012, 08:33:38 AM
I've soiled my armor!   :lmao:
I've done it again !
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Re: Home of Roswell ‘chicken man' explodes, body found
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 06:41:13 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8[/youtube]
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