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Help Schade cheat on her diet
« on: May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM »
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 05:30:21 PM »
Just enjoy it, Schadenfreude.

You're just as lovely at 225 as you are at 105.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 05:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Acquiesce to a Caesar salad w/ Romain lettuce.....

Low fat dressing is a qualifier.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2008, 05:36:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 10, 2008, 05:30:21 PM
Just enjoy it, Schadenfreude.

You're just as lovely at 225 as you are at 105.

Thank you Frank, you always say the right thing.

If I were 225, I would look like that royal judge on the scooter.  :o
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 05:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Acquiesce to a Caesar salad w/ Romain lettuce.....

Low fat dressing is a qualifier.

I do like Caesar Salads. Perhaps just one glass of wine as well?  :p
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 05:39:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Acquiesce to a Caesar salad w/ Romain lettuce.....

Low fat dressing is a qualifier.

I do like Caesar Salads. Perhaps just one glass of wine as well?  :p

If you weren't patronizing Italian I would encourage you to go Chilean or Argentine.

I would go with a glass of blush.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 05:47:02 PM »
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:39:15 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Acquiesce to a Caesar salad w/ Romain lettuce.....

Low fat dressing is a qualifier.

I do like Caesar Salads. Perhaps just one glass of wine as well?  :p

If you weren't patronizing Italian I would encourage you to go Chilean or Argentine.

I would go with a glass of blush.

I don't think the chileans or argentines come this far north, not even for me.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2008, 05:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:39:15 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Politicalbeast on May 10, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Acquiesce to a Caesar salad w/ Romain lettuce.....

Low fat dressing is a qualifier.

I do like Caesar Salads. Perhaps just one glass of wine as well?  :p

If you weren't patronizing Italian I would encourage you to go Chilean or Argentine.

I would go with a glass of blush.

I don't think the chileans or argentines come this far north, not even for me.

On second thought, go white.

A glass of Pinot should suffice.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 06:22:50 PM »
Live it up...it's only one more day with the muffin top. (of course I cheated on mine today so I'm encouraging Schade in sin :innocent: nobody tell my drill sargeant :fuelfire:)
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2008, 06:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

You could do all four and no man on this board would think you were any less hot. 
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2008, 06:39:06 PM »
You are going out. Have fun, enjoy yourself, and do not worry about what you eat.
Tomorrow you can pay for it by making a trip to the store and eating only veggies.

Seriously, a good veggie salad makes a great dinner.
Broccoli, cauliflower, bean sprouts, cherry tomatoes, peppers etc, on a bed of either alfalfa or fresh spinach leaves, and the salad dressing of your choice (ranch for me).

If you think you will still be hungry, add a baked potato on the side.   
Serve with unsweetened iced tea.

Its not so bad. This way you can live it up today and not suffer tomorrow.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 06:50:55 PM »
hossenpfeffer with whipped cream   :evillaugh:
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 07:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 10, 2008, 06:39:06 PM
You are going out. Have fun, enjoy yourself, and do not worry about what you eat.
Tomorrow you can pay for it by making a trip to the store and eating only veggies.

Seriously, a good veggie salad makes a great dinner.
Broccoli, cauliflower, bean sprouts, cherry tomatoes, peppers etc, on a bed of either alfalfa or fresh spinach leaves, and the salad dressing of your choice (ranch for me).

If you think you will still be hungry, add a baked potato on the side.   
Serve with unsweetened iced tea.

Its not so bad. This way you can live it up today and not suffer tomorrow.


That sounds really good, Mr Mann! I may have to try that tomorrow.

Personally, I gorged myself on Mexican food this evening, so I strongly encourage Schadie to join Jty and me in the circle of gluttony. 

:kumbaya:   :yum:
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 08:24:48 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on May 10, 2008, 06:25:40 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

You could do all four and no man on this board would think you were any less hot. 

Best advice Evahhhh.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 08:41:26 PM »
You're going out to an itallian resturant. IMHO if you want to graze you could just go out in the yard.

Don't you know that wine, like dark chocolate is healthy for you now?  :-*
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 08:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 10, 2008, 06:39:06 PM
You are going out. Have fun, enjoy yourself, and do not worry about what you eat.
Tomorrow you can pay for it by making a trip to the store and eating only veggies.

Seriously, a good veggie salad makes a great dinner.
Broccoli, cauliflower, bean sprouts, cherry tomatoes, peppers etc, on a bed of either alfalfa or fresh spinach leaves, and the salad dressing of your choice (ranch for me).

If you think you will still be hungry, add a baked potato on the side.   
Serve with unsweetened iced tea.

Its not so bad. This way you can live it up today and not suffer tomorrow.


Speaking of baked potatoes, the small potatoes bake too.  A baked potato does not have to be the size of your head.  

(I thought I'd pass this along because I bake small potatoes for my wife and myself and they are enough to eat.  I am appalled when eating out and the potato comes the size of an asteroid.  Then I find out that is what people expect.)
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 08:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
Go with number 2 :-)
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 08:49:27 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
Go with number 2 :-)

#2 will help you #2 tomorrow too. 
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2008, 08:51:43 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 10, 2008, 06:22:50 PM
Live it up...it's only one more day with the muffin top. (of course I cheated on mine today so I'm encouraging Schade in sin :innocent: nobody tell my drill sargeant :fuelfire:)
What? :gunny:  :shame: :maddernhell:
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2008, 08:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 10, 2008, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
Go with number 2 :-)

#2 will help you #2 tomorrow too. 
Yes,It will help Mr Schade as well :-)
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2008, 08:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 10, 2008, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
Go with number 2 :-)

#2 will help you #2 tomorrow too. 
Yes,It will help Mr Schade as well :-)

Something tells me that wheel never needs greasing. 
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2008, 09:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 10, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 10, 2008, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 10, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?
Go with number 2 :-)

#2 will help you #2 tomorrow too. 
Yes,It will help Mr Schade as well :-)

Something tells me that wheel never needs greasing. 
Good point! :-)
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2008, 09:10:20 PM »
Well I had pizza tonight. I haven't had pizza in months. If I'm absent tomorrow, you guys will know why :-) this stuff may come back to haunt me.

Shadie - eat a snack before you go so you aren't starving. Avoid the bread basket, and order what you want. When it arrives, cut it in half and only eat one portion.
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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2008, 09:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 10, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Going out to eat Italian tonight and while I have been digging on my muffin top that I grew over the winter, I am having second thoughts about what I should eat tonight.

Should I...

1. .....gorge on rich alfredo pasta and lots of bread?
2. .....drink lots of alcohol?
3. .....have tiramisu for dessert?
4. .....only eat a salad with low fat vinaigrette dressing and a drink a tall glass of ice water? 

Remember my mantra is we only pass through this world but once, may as well live it up, eh?

Go ahead and load up.

I'll help you burn the calories off later. :afro:

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Re: Help Schade cheat on her diet
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2008, 09:25:28 AM »
The recap:

I OD'd on bruschetta. I never met a carb I didn't like.  :p
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