For the last 3 decades the race card has been used to purchase a wide assortment of goods and services. Since Barack Obama bullshitted his way in plain view all the way to the Oval Office the race card spending, like the federal deficit, has exploded; purchasing in 3 years what would normally take 30 years. First the race card bought him the Oval office. It was for no other reason than the fact that Barak Obama is half not white that 96% of the African American voting public hitched their fortunes to this particular jackass. For their support they have been rewarded with unemployment rates -- both official and actual -- twice the national average. Meanwhile, hundreds of billions of dollars that could have gone into private sector investment and employment have siphoned out of the hands of job creators and funneled into the hands of corporate executives who all share the same color as Obama: green.
I’m not just talking about Solyndra and the other green tech debacles such as the combustible Chevy Volt or the myriad of other eco-flops. I’m also talking about real estate speculators having their bad investments protected with bank bailouts, rather than allowing the market to assume true value; hundreds of billions of dollars to stave off what is going to happen regardless. These manifest failures, like Obama, share the same skin color as currently possessed by Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin. Obama chose his bundlers because those are his real people, not those poor louts trapped in liberal fallout zones like Detroit and Los Angeles.
But why bother discussing such heady matters as corporate finance and mortgage derivates. Democrats don’t expect their dutifully-obedient 96% to discuss such things let alone actually understand them…one look at the public school system in any urban ghetto will prove this point. No, it is best if black America trouble itself with nothing more complicated than understanding more children equal bigger government stipends but having a wage-earning father around the house can cut into that action.
In fact, this is so ingrained in the psyche of black America that to speak of it as if it were some ill – as I am doing now – invites cat-calls of being motivated by hatred of blacks. Infantile dependency, we are being told, is all blacks should be capable of achieving and to say otherwise is to insult their natures. No sooner is Newt Gingrich called-out for “racist dog whistles†for saying food stamp use has doubled under Obama than Jesse Jackson follows along and says being a food stamp president is an honor. Six-and-a-half decades ago blacks had to wrestle with the Nazi Luftwaffe to prove they were the equal of the white bomber crews they were protecting but not allowed to drink beside. Now the debate with whether their EBT cards should allow the purchase of alcohol so they can keep to themselves in the housing projects.
Heaven knows we wouldn’t want them out looking for jobs or worse, pooling resources and investing in their own endeavors. If they actually become successful they might migrate into the evil 1-percent and we all know how evil those people are. Judging from the subtexts of liberal media-saturation, “moving on up to the east side†was only meant to inform blacks that heretofore they were not permitted to be successful; it wasn’t meant to suggest they should actually try. Never mind George’s success-born-of-defiance or Louise’s fair-minded sunny optimism, they’re just sitcom characters; all you need to know is that the premise of white obstructionism is the genuine, undergirding reality. That racist obstructionism is constant and immutable so there is no point in trying; just vote Democrat.
You should never vote Republican because obviously Republicans hate minorities. What is the proof of this premise? The proof is Republicans are constantly petitioning for the scaling-back of welfare and other benefits; because obviously welfare is the province of minorities (except when saying so is racist). Only an abject racist would demand that minorities be as self-sufficient as one’s own offspring. The only way to prove one is not a racist is to dole-out incalculable sums of money – much of it borrowed – year after year. According to liberal doctrine to ask for attentiveness in school, respect for public property, effective communication skills, creativity, personal industry, enterprise, responsibility, respect for the law, respect for other people and – perhaps – even a bit of forgiveness are the hallmarks of society’s most vile racists because, you see…
…blacks just aren’t capable of those sorts of things and it’s wrong to even suggest such things because they just aren't like you and I.