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5 lies we must tell to get elected
« on: March 22, 2012, 08:48:48 AM »
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From a great Alternet post on using accurate language:

1. Never say Entitlements.

–Instead, say Earned Benefits.

2. Never say Redistribution of Wealth.

–Instead, say Fair Wages For Work.

3. Never say Employer Paid Health Insurance.

–Instead, say Employee Earned Health Insurance.

4. Never say Government Spending.

–Instead, say The People Are Investing.

5. Never say Corporate America.

–Instead, say Unelected Corporate Government.

Full article with great analysis here: http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/863927/5_words_and_phrases_democrats_should_never_say

When you have to change the meaning of words or phrases you are on the losing side of the battle DUmbasses.

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 08:51:38 AM »
Nice way of admitting you can only get elected by deception, DUmb****s.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 08:52:47 AM »
So basically lie and hope the voters are too dumb to see through it.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 08:53:26 AM »
Wow....

How can you earn something if you never worked for it?  Hmmmmmm

How can you get Fair Wages For Work if you don't work?

How can you Earn Health Insurance if you don't work?

How can you invest if you don't work?

Idiots...

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 08:54:30 AM »
So basically lie and hope the voters are too dumb to see through it.

In their case, their voters are too stupid to see through it.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 08:56:23 AM »
BTW DUmbasses, what am I "investing" in by paying a crack whore to sit on her ass and download illegitimate babies all day?
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 08:57:56 AM »
In their case, their voters are too stupid to see through it.

And there are youtubes out there to prove it.
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 08:58:55 AM »
In their case, their voters are too stupid to see through it.
They say "ignorance is bliss". That being the case, their voters are some blissful mother****ers.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 09:19:37 AM »
They need to amend
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 09:29:53 AM »
#3 is the only one where the new phrase even mildly connects to the facts, using any of the others sets off the reality distortion alarm.  Entitlements are earned, seriously?  If you are talking about veterans benefits or defined benefit retirement programs, perhaps, otherwise they are nothing but largesse.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2012, 09:47:51 AM »
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From a great Alternet post on using accurate language:

1. Never say Entitlements.

–Instead, say Earned Benefits.

Oh, that's a great idea.  Put the lifetime welfare "gimme a check, bitch" goons on par with retired/disabled veterans.  That's sure to work out for you real well.

 :lmao:

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2. Never say Redistribution of Wealth.

–Instead, say Fair Wages For Work.

Theft at gunpoint is still theft at gunpoint no matter how hard you try and make it sound pretty.  Besides, the decent and civilized of this country are more than aware of how their wallets are being raped by looking around them.  Your newspeak and doublethink will not change that.

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3. Never say Employer Paid Health Insurance.

–Instead, say Employee Earned Health Insurance.

Once the employer stops paying for it, "employee earned" will no longer matter.

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4. Never say Government Spending.

–Instead, say The People Are Investing.

Already been used by Gore/Lieberman in 2000.  It was floated and promptly shot down as bullshit.  People expect a return on their "investments", not watching it thrown down a hole.

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5. Never say Corporate America.

–Instead, say Unelected Corporate Government.

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

 :whatever:

Sorry, DUmmies, but 2+2 still equals 4.  As long as conservatives exist, 2+2 will always equal 4.

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5 Words And Phrases Democrats Should Never Say Again

"I'm looking out for the working class"

"God bless America"

"I believe in America"

"Our brave troops"

"I do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic."
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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2012, 10:00:58 AM »

"I do solemnly swear to uphold and defend defeat the Constitution of the United States against with help from all enemies, both foreign and domestic."


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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2012, 10:03:11 AM »
I am simply amazed that with such critical thinking as that the losers at the DUmp are not in the 1%.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2012, 10:04:49 AM »
I am simply amazed that with such critical thinking as that the losers at the DUmp are not in the 1%.

Yup. The "smartest of the smart" can't even be expected to take care of their own ****ing needs and need government making all the important decisions for them.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2012, 10:50:41 AM »
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2012, 11:00:12 AM »
BTW DUmbasses, what am I "investing" in by paying a crack whore to sit on her ass and download illegitimate babies all day?

The Democrat party.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2012, 12:56:56 PM »
Oh, that's a great idea.  Put the lifetime welfare "gimme a check, bitch" goons on par with retired/disabled veterans.  That's sure to work out for you real well.

 :lmao:

Theft at gunpoint is still theft at gunpoint no matter how hard you try and make it sound pretty.  Besides, the decent and civilized of this country are more than aware of how their wallets are being raped by looking around them.  Your newspeak and doublethink will not change that.

Once the employer stops paying for it, "employee earned" will no longer matter.

Already been used by Gore/Lieberman in 2000.  It was floated and promptly shot down as bullshit.  People expect a return on their "investments", not watching it thrown down a hole.

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

 :whatever:

Sorry, DUmmies, but 2+2 still equals 4.  As long as conservatives exist, 2+2 will always equal 4.

"I'm looking out for the working class"

"God bless America"

"I believe in America"

"Our brave troops"

"I do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic."

That's the one I confront all our local DemonRats with when they try and run for office around here. Amazing how that shuts them the hell up and end their press conferences!

The other one I use is, "Why should I vote for someone who represents a party that wants to remove my Second Amendment rights?".

It's amazing how they stutter and stumble over that one! They sure as hell can't deny it!

This is N. Idaho for cripes sake,(not to be mistaken with southern Idaho that does seem have enclaves of socialist, communist, bastards)!

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2012, 01:51:59 PM »
Over at Alternet, where the DUmmie stole his article, commenters also suggest

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and never use the euphemism CONSERVATIVE...say MISERLY.


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Democrats should never say or write "womb" in any political context when they can instead use the correct word "uterus"...

:mental:  I wish they'd stop talking about this stuff.  It's embarrassing sweet little me.   :-)

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Never again say "Bush tax cuts", it was the "Bush tax postponement". 

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do not say trickle down economy, say piss down, or golden shower
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One guy got something right:

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Sorry, but "The People are Investing" is just too smarmy.  It will offend, not convince.


Here's one from the DUmp:

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14. ...I would add to stop referring to a woman's uterus as a "womb." One is simply a part of the body. The second is a word loaded with emotional content. In the same way that we call an zygote, embryo and fetus what they are, not what they may or may not become some day.
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And I also think that "Earned Benefits" in place of such things as welfare and food stamps will make people howl and jeer.   But, thanks to DUmmie ProgressiveATL for posting the heads-up for everybody to see.  Want to play Poker this weekend? 

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2012, 02:00:56 PM »
Are they so stupid they don't understand what they're admitting to? I know, they should call war "peace", freedom "slavery", and ignorance "strength". ****ing proles.  :whatever:
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2012, 02:08:50 PM »
Are they so stupid they don't understand what they're admitting to? I know, they should call war "peace", freedom "slavery", and ignorance "strength". ****ing proles.  :whatever:

Was Orwell spot on about totalitarian people of the left or what?  Proving again that human nature is human nature.

These people will always be around and we will always have to fight them to maintain freedom and liberty.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »
Say, wasn't "entitlements" the replacement for "welfare?" It was the replacement for something, I remember clearly something changing in the language of the left in the early 1990s.

It was either welfare -> benefits (bennies) -> entitlements

Or something very close to that.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2012, 08:43:15 PM »
This would be a great addition to www.electstevedawes.com, if any of his friends who set up that website are watching. 

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2012, 09:07:03 PM »
Say, wasn't "entitlements" the replacement for "welfare?" It was the replacement for something, I remember clearly something changing in the language of the left in the early 1990s.

It was either welfare -> benefits (bennies) -> entitlements

Or something very close to that.

Well, "progressive" used to be "liberal", after it was "progressive". Prog-Libs don't deal in honesty. If they did, they'd never get elected.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2012, 09:10:12 PM »
BTW, kinda hungry. Think I'm about to pop a A Totinos cabbage dish in the oven. It has cheese and pepperoni, but since they're both food stuffs, I'm gonna call it cabbage. See? I'm eating healthy and damnit, don't you tell me I'm not. Like I said, it's cabbage.
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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2012, 09:13:11 PM »
In other news, some bitch-dyke that identifies herself as a male is suing a university because they won't allow her to shack up in the male dorm. These ****ing idiot Progs are trying to turn everything that is decent in society over on its ass. I loathe the liberal Hitler, but if "I" had a master plan, guess who would be on it?
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site