There for a second I thought I had found our steve dawes....he's about as nutty as our's.
http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/Various scraps from Steven's Table:
In the beginning was Steven, and Steven was with the Dawes, and Steven was a Dawes.
The first word he ever spoke was “Quote,†and he expects the last word he’ll speak before he dies will be “Unquote.â€
Steven prays daily to the gods that be for “cars with fins†to make a comeback someday.
The best advice Steven has even gotten: “Never kiss a gift horse on the mouth.â€