So that dick in your mouth means you're not really a hard-core vegan, I assume?
Sparky there are many straights living in Key West, to assume that a person that lives there that is married and a Vegan is gay is quite a leap.
Perhaps this person had watched the flash too often, who knows they do live in the Bermuda Triangle you know, odd things do happen there.
You have heard of Ogunquit Maine, the area that is so inundated by Gays , the Canadian female tourists had to stop sun bathing on the beach topless as the Gays complained ??? Oh yes I remember now it was the straight year round residence that found it offensive. Gay OK, they had more money to spend then tourest females with no top on the beach, it was a moral problem.
AHHHH, Key West, to live aboard a house boat there and fish for supper. A dream for retirees and the young folk that camp in the back of the golf course.
Vesta Decoder ring still on sale.