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Offline BEG

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The real meaning of MPH
« on: March 19, 2012, 05:46:27 PM »
I must admit, I would over think the question like this girl did but it wouldn't take me long to figure it out. Think of my "mile marker" story (for those of you "in the know").   :p

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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 07:33:03 PM »
Looks like a bimbo from our government school system.
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 07:35:19 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on March 19, 2012, 07:33:03 PM
Looks like a bimbo from our government school system.

I don't think she is a bimbo, I think she thought it was a "trick" question and put too much "thought" into it.
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 07:40:46 PM »
Is this a blonde joke ?
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 07:42:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 07:35:19 PM
I don't think she is a bimbo, I think she thought it was a "trick" question and put too much "thought" into it.

Not the brain repository for that area?  :lmao:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 07:54:45 PM »
Yikes! 
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 07:56:39 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 07:35:19 PM
I don't think she is a bimbo, I think she thought it was a "trick" question and put too much "thought" into it.

So how many tricks can she do in 80 miles. :mental:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 08:10:01 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on March 19, 2012, 07:56:39 PM
So how many tricks can she do in 80 miles. :mental:

That is pretty funny. H5
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 08:08:50 AM »
She better have beeeeeeeegggggg bewbs.
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 08:35:48 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 08:08:50 AM
She better have beeeeeeeegggggg bewbs.

The male had better do all family finances, this woman by her logic will have them in debt in 2 months.

Too much education and no common sense here. Plus this man is enjoying showing his woman just how stupid she is.  Some men hate a smart woman and marry those that have less education then they, problems pop up when the woman reverse this on the man and show that for all his education she is better informed  on other things then he.  

This educated woman is a nit wit but perhaps that is what he is looking for to boost his ego.  Kind of sad to see a man making fun of a woman as he talks about his education in math an science and places her in a corner.

What was all the talk about how fast a tire turns at any speed ?    Depends on the size of a tire or am I wrong.



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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 08:59:06 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 20, 2012, 08:35:48 AM
n is a nit wit but perhaps that is what he is looking for to boost his ego.  Kind of sad to see a man making fun of a woman as he talks about his education in math an science and places her in a corner.

What was all the talk about how fast a tire turns at any speed ?    Depends on the size of a tire or am I wrong.

I think the guy was just having a little fun. Yes perhaps he took it a little far bordering on meanness. Thank God he didn't ask her to hop out and see how fast the tires were rotating  :rofl:

I think it a fallacy that men in general are scared of or intimidated by smart strong women, sure some are but they are in the minority not majority. Sure men want someone to care for and support. their is a difference between care taker and baby sitter.

When I married my wife she had just graduated college, I had a HS diploma. She eventually went on to get a masters and I have an assortment of college credits. She is very well versed in her chosen career field and down right ignorant in many aspects but she realized that and deferred to me in many instances. There is nothing wrong with not knowing all the answers, the problem is thinking you do. Unfortunately the world is full of educated idiots that think they do. Some uneducated idiots also.
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 10:06:30 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 08:08:50 AM
She better have beeeeeeeegggggg bewbs.
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 11:18:25 AM »
DAYUM.  Girl, just listen to the question instead of doing whatever the Hell else you were doing with that lump of tissue under the pavement in your hair's parking lot.

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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 11:34:36 AM »
If a blonde leaves Ogden going west at 80 mph, and a blonde leaves Boise going east at 60 mph, how long will it be till one of them figures out how to make my ****ing sandwich?
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Re: The real meaning of MPH
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 04:26:29 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 11:34:36 AM
If a blonde leaves Ogden going west at 80 mph, and a blonde leaves Boise going east at 60 mph, how long will it be till one of them figures out how to make my ****ing sandwich?

Dude.  :rotf:
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