A guy in a bar was about as drunk as it's possible to get.
A group of guys notice his condition and decided to be a good Samaritans and take him home.
First they stand him up to get to his wallet, so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. They finally get his address from his wallet.
He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."
His wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair ?"
