He better make sure that if he's growing vegetables and he has deer in the area? he better surround that garden with a plastic fence.
You got that right. Eight feet high.
But surely Skimmer hasn't moved his family into one of those awful, leafy red suburbs, where there are deer and bunnies and coyotes, and decent people.
I'm confident that even with torrents of cash pouring in from the Valentine hearts, and $42-$60 memberships, and flashing, animated ads, he's keeping his wife and kids in a nice inner city location, where they can enjoy all the benefits of diversity, and where anything edible, like a deer, has long since been capped with a nine and cut into pieces.
His problem will be keeping vegetables in his garden until they're ripe. The neighborhood 0bamaites tend to harvest early.