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top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« on: March 17, 2012, 06:46:19 PM »
It's been suggested by another long-time distinguished member here that the DUmpster compile a list of the Top Ten Reasons to vote for Steve Dawes.

Anybody game?

I'd say he's a pretty damned good socialist, for one.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 06:51:53 PM »
No. 10 . If you like your city councilmen to cry like a little kid when they hang out with Cindy Sheehan then you should vote for Steve Dawes. There is a picture of it too.

http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/sheehan_4_15_07-014.jpg

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Omaha%20Steve

No. 9 If you want to vote for someone that hates Wal Mart Employees and other non union Laborers then you should vote for Steve Dawes. He post under the name OmahaSteve on www.democraticunderground so you can read for yourself.


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5. Wal-mart doesn't hire people that are easy to employ elsewhere

Edited on Sat Jul-08-06 01:40 PM by Omaha Steve

Except managers. They don't hire cream of the crop. They have broken child labor laws. They have discriminated against women. They have several charges going through the courts. When I hurt my back, I couldn't find work as a trucker anymore because I couldn't load or unload. How well could Paul cut meat? Isn't that why they made him a lowly greeter? Try watching the PBS Is Wal-mart Good for America special. It runs every so often.




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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 06:52:26 PM »
He kissed Cindy Sheehan once. Right on the mouth. Unknown if he slipped her the tongue, although there is photographic evidence which suggests she was slipping him something.



Edited to add photo.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 06:53:56 PM »
He will likely be out on disability 5 days out of 7 so maybe he won`t do much harm with his socialist beliefs.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 06:55:26 PM »
He's sensitive.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 06:56:45 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 17, 2012, 06:55:26 PM
He's sensitive.

He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 06:58:17 PM »
Giving Steve a job where he has no union to cover for him will keep him busy...So busy in fact that he will be unable to stalk the girls at your local high school.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 07:01:26 PM »
His face was used as a pattern for the "Cabbage Patch" doll line.   :lmao:
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 07:05:45 PM »
Giving Steve a city council  job means his days of collecting a disability are over.  The Bellevue city council job is a paid position.  One cannot be gainfully employed in one position and claim they are too disabled to to be gainfully employed in another position.

The taxpayers of Omaha should rejoice (is that where he works?)!
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 07:07:45 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on March 17, 2012, 07:05:45 PM
Giving Steve a city council  job means his days of collecting a disability are over.  The Bellevue city council job is a paid position.  One cannot be gainfully employed in one position and claim they are too disabled to to be gainfully employed in another position.

The taxpayers of Omaha should rejoice (is that where he works?)!

Yeah, he actually works for the city of Omaha but is a resident of Bellevue.

I think city employees should be compelled to live within the cities that employ them, but I realize this is not a popular idea, damn it.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 07:09:51 PM »
#4. Steve Dawes, Bellevue, NE is an avowed socialist.
Without socialists, you would have to spend your own money.
Let Steve do it for you.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 07:18:44 PM »
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 07:32:43 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
So thats why he doesn't like to knock down old firetraps....it lets the GHOSTS out!
so there is a reason to his madness.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2012, 07:32:54 PM »
When aliens invade from Mars, Steve will greet them as an ambassador. They will think that everyone on Earth is an idiot and not worth their energy, thus saving the planet.

They will leave for Jupiter.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2012, 08:02:10 PM »
He has always had interesting hair. 
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 08:10:06 PM »
After he got sloppy fat, around eighth grade, he didn't go further, to grotesquely fat like the LVL or nadin.

He's just stayed really, really sloppy fat. So he's consistent.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2012, 08:13:58 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.

 :thatsright:  What a DUmbass.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2012, 08:18:29 PM »
If you vote for Steve Dawes, he will give you a moist, sweaty hug.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2012, 09:32:09 PM »
He's got a face for radio,
And a voice for television.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2012, 09:32:55 PM »
I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2012, 10:08:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 09:32:55 PM
I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.


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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2012, 10:19:40 PM »
Is that Johnny Carson?
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2012, 10:23:32 PM »
Is that a tie or a beaver pelt?
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2012, 10:23:50 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 17, 2012, 10:19:40 PM
Is that Johnny Carson?

No, Johnny never had that much hair.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2012, 10:29:43 PM »
His wife has a degree.

He's so popular he even gets donations from out of state.

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