A Mexican, an Arab and an Iowa girl are in a bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "in Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink out of the same one twice".
The Arab obviously impressed by this, drinks his non alcohol beer [cause hes a Muslim] throws it in the air, pulls out his AK47 and blasts it to smithrines and says "in the Arab world we have so much sand to make glasses we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either".
The Iowa girl cool as a cucumber picks up he beer and downs it in one gulp, throws it in the air, pulls out her Colt 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass setting it on the bar for a refill, she says "in Iowa we have so many illegal aliens we don't have to drink with the same one twice!"
God Bless Iowa!
