Socialist Movement Steve Dawes, running for commissar of Political Correctness in ward 1 of Bellevue Nebraska is so dull and boring that if he wasn't trying to hide the fact he is a socialist from the good people of ward 1, there would be no reason to even think of him.
Great point.
The lurking DUmmies, and Steve Dawes' defender "grunt" (who played right into Steve's malapropism abut a Navy SEAL officer being a "grunt soldier seal"), ask why we give Steve such attention.
It's not about Steve. As a human being, the only interesting things about Steve are negative; his fetish for girls' basketball players and homo Huskers, the
Castor canadensis pelt with which he tries to hide his chins, the awful stench of sewage and sweat which must emanate from him, his overlapping disability scams, and his Socialistic carpetbaggery. They add up to nothing more than a whiff of poo-gas on a windy day.
Our interest in the Bellevue City Council First Ward race springs from our love of the good men and women of Olde Towne, and our desire to allow them to fully know the moonbat candidate for City Council. Only by knowing every detail of Steve Dawes' DUmmy life can they be informed voters.
Every detail.
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.